Funny Pet moments.

[Engima]

Well i decided to take a break from playing M&B, and as i pressed the exit button, i had an idea.
''Why not open up a ''pet'' thread?

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So pretty much post about a time when your pet/pets did something funny. mine -

My russian tortoise, Stalina (its female) was nibbling on squash and romaine lettuce one day, when suddenly, my cat, (benito) sprang up and tried to eat her. Luckily, i heard my cat hissing. (i think they dont like each other because they are named after facists of ww2) well, anyways, my tortoise got scared and ran inside her hiding log, but on her way there, she rammed her sun-bathing ramp and flipped on her back. It was pathetic (as in cute) to see my tortoise fruitlessly try to save itself ( ifeel cruel  ) and in the end i had to flip her back up. Benito got no treats the rest of the day.

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Just post some funny pet stories, i will read them, im very bored.

 

[Trooper5445]

My terrier unzipped a bag to get some chocolates which she ate. We got her to throw them up and they were all still in their wrappers.

 

[Engima]

Heh, did you have to take your terrier to a vet? 

 

[Trooper5445]

Yeah.

 

[Sidus Preclarum]

Im a bit worried when 2  of my rats fight... but at the same time, this is so funny and cute... 

looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiqxkmGPaGU, except mine jumps up and down and to and fro when they are both facing each others and "boxing"...

 

[tamuli]

We'd left a window open and my cats rival came in in the middle of the night and they started fighting but then the other cat ran straight into the glass kitchen door and was knocked unconscious.

Once my cat slipped...

 

[Engima]

What happpened when you cat slipped? 

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

We had a hamster once, was riding around in his little ball all over the kitchen and I was walking past the table and suddenly it shot out infront of me and my leg mid-walk caught it and booted it at the wall, which was curved at the bottom like a half pipe so it shot up the wall, then came back down and rolled right back at me.
I took a look at him and he was just laid there panting like mad.
I felt so sorry for the poor guy.
This hamster also refused to use the stairs, he used to run around the top floor around his house a few times then throw himself off the edge. Then to get back up it scaled the side of the cage and shuffled along and dropped into it's house.

 

[Engima]

We had a hamster once, was riding around in his little ball all over the kitchen and I was walking past the table and suddenly it shot out infront of me and my leg mid-walk caught it and booted it at the wall, which was curved at the bottom like a half pipe so it shot up the wall, then came back down and rolled right back at me.
I took a look at him and he was just laid there panting like mad.
I felt so sorry for the poor guy.
This hamster also refused to use the stairs, he used to run around the top floor around his house a few times then throw himself off the edge. Then to get back up it scaled the side of the cage and shuffled along and dropped into it's house.

Maybe your hamster had a bad experience with stairs....

 

[Agent Griff]

I've never had any pets to speak of except some fish and a couple of tortoises. The fish died after my grandfather accidentally sprinkled chlorine into their tank while cleaning it, and the tortoises had a very bad habit of escaping their enclosures and eloping around my house. I once found one of my tortoises a full week after it had escaped from the enclosure and it was on the rug next to my bed. I was lucky because I was standing with my back against the bed on the floor and I was trying to find a good place to place my hands comfortably. As I was groping about, I found something dry and round. I grabbed it, thinking it was a discarded ball. Imagine my surprise at seeing one of my escapist little tortoises, all dried up and hungry.

 

[Dryvus]

One time the dog we had when I was a kid farted, and turned around to see what it was.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Once, I was pet-sitting, if you will, for a friend, it was a Golden Retriever, a puppy in fact. I was used to handling cats, so I dropped it from about 1.5 metres up, thinking it would right itself. It didn't

 

[Ilex]

Once, I was pet-sitting, if you will, for a friend, it was a Golden Retriever, a puppy in fact. I was used to handling cats, so I dropped it from about 1.5 metres up, thinking it would right itself. It didn't

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[bugman]

Once, I was pet-sitting, if you will, for a friend, it was a Golden Retriever, a puppy in fact. I was used to handling cats, so I dropped it from about 1.5 metres up, thinking it would right itself. It didn't

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I fully agree Ilex.

 

[arbites_augmented]

I mean, I was holding it, and dropped it casually, not on purpose, you cretins.

 

[Æon]

I have a Border Collie/German Shepherd mix and she burps in your face on purpose. It's funny but it has a foul smell.

 

[Nightblade+--]

I mean, I was holding it, and dropped it casually, not on purpose, you cretins.

Alex, how do you drop something casually without it being intentional?


Note: To gain maximum pleasure from this story, you must imagine it is being told by Jolee Bindo.

Funny pet stories. Hmm... lets see...
Well, when I was much younger we had a toy poodle that looked like this...

...but alive.
So it sees a mirror resting against the wall and starts barking at his reflection.
We're busy unpacking stuff, but go to see what's wrong.
My sis sees him barking at his reflection so she goes near him to pick him up and calm him down
He gets spooked by the unexpected movement of my sis, sees his reflection dart to the side (as he just did) and thinks his opponent is preparing to attack.
Needless to say Coco charges full bore at the mirror. He runs snapping and barking and whacks into the thing at a speed that even a pod-racer would be envious of!
But does he stop?
He just keeps going at the mirror, knocking his teeth against it till he starts to draw blood.
I had to throw a damn pillow case over him and tie him in it to get him to shut up!
Pets. Ha!

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What? You think you've got a better story sonny? Lets hear it then laserbrain!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I believe he meant he dropped it casually as you would do to a cat instead of intentionally dropping it for any purpose such as to see if it would correct itself or to intentionally hurt it.

 

[Dryvus]

Funny pet stories. Hmm... lets see...
Well, when I was much younger we had a toy poodle that looked like this...

...but alive.
So it sees a mirror resting against the wall and starts barking at his reflection.
We're busy unpacking stuff, but go to see what's wrong.
My sis sees him barking at his reflection so she goes near him to pick him up and calm him down
He gets spooked by the unexpected movement of my sis, sees his reflection dart to the side (as he just did) and thinks his opponent is preparing to attack.
Needless to say Coco charges full bore at the mirror. He runs snapping and barking and whacks into the thing at a speed that even a pod-racer would be envious of!
But does he stop?
He just keeps going at the mirror, knocking his teeth against it till he starts to draw blood.
I had to throw a damn pillow case over him and tie him in it to get him to shut up!
Pets. Ha!

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I think your poodle was just dumb. Small brain size and all. No insult to yourself intended, of course.

 

[Engima]

I mean, I was holding it, and dropped it casually, not on purpose, you cretins.

Alex, how do you drop something casually without it being intentional?


Note: To gain maximum pleasure from this story, you must imagine it is being told by Jolee Bindo.

Funny pet stories. Hmm... lets see...
Well, when I was much younger we had a toy poodle that looked like this...

...but alive.
So it sees a mirror resting against the wall and starts barking at his reflection.
We're busy unpacking stuff, but go to see what's wrong.
My sis sees him barking at his reflection so she goes near him to pick him up and calm him down
He gets spooked by the unexpected movement of my sis, sees his reflection dart to the side (as he just did) and thinks his opponent is preparing to attack.
Needless to say Coco charges full bore at the mirror. He runs snapping and barking and whacks into the thing at a speed that even a pod-racer would be envious of!
But does he stop?
He just keeps going at the mirror, knocking his teeth against it till he starts to draw blood.
I had to throw a damn pillow case over him and tie him in it to get him to shut up!
Pets. Ha!

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What? You think you've got a better story sonny? Lets hear it then laserbrain!

Well when you see a mugger or a thug in the street, just bring your dog.