FSMism- A Viable Alternative to Evolution

[leo]

I have to admit that when I first came across this idea, I was skeptic. However, I have since been touched by His noodly appendage, and now I am a firm believer.

Witness the flawless explanation of the origins of the universe, the development of life, and yes, even global warming. After you, too, have been touched by His noodly appendage, you will understand that all this underlying evidence that points to evolution is merely a coincidence placed on Earth by Him.

www.venganza.org

 

[Can O Soup]

Before I am ready to accept His holy word, I have to know one thing. Rice noodles or wheat noodles?

 

[compfreak]

How did you find this? I thought I'd seen strange ideas before...

Edit: my sarcasm meter is not broken, but how do you even get the idea to write a joke letter like this?

 

[Can O Soup]

It probably has to do with the fact that there is no scientific proof for intelligent design. That and spaghetti is freakin awesome.

 

[kroc]

seriously, KILL THAT IDIOT
i mean, does he have nothing better to do?
people like that piss me off...
that damend jfadlgjaa;jk!!!!
*kroc rages*

 

[Juno]

i have one thing to say to that letter.... what the ****

 

[Lhorkan]

Did someone actually read that?

 

[Temujin]

haha that was great.

by the way kroc what's your problem with that letter? your not one of those fundamentalist Christians from america are you?

 

[Lost-Lamb]

All hail the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster *chants*

 

[Worbah]

Kroc, take it down a notch. There's no need to be an asshat.

 

[Lhorkan]

There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

 

[Ilex]

There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

Neither idiot.

 

[pzler]

I love it. all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!

seriously. it's a great way to protest against the stupid laws in some american states. religion should be a choice not an obligation forced to people in schools. the author has my support. he's not an idiot, he's a genius!!!!

but i'm off now. I'm going to build a temple for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Lhorkan]

There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

Neither idiot.

Nono, you should've said "Asshat! Teehee! " Then pavlov comes and says "slowly backs out of the topic".

 

[Ilex]

There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

Neither idiot.

Nono, you should've said "Asshat! Teehee! " Then pavlov comes and says "slowly backs out of the topic".

I was about to, but then I remembered that I am not a humorous person.

 

[Can O Soup]

Ilex how can you say you aren't a humorous person? Just look at your signature. That's comedy gold. At least Commedia Del' Arte gold.

 

[kroc]

haha that was great.

by the way kroc what's your problem with that letter? your not one of those fundamentalist Christians from america are you?

no im an a5$#@7 from krocland
actully i dont relly believe in any of that christian or religion crap...
i mean, my dad is a Nuclear Physicist( dont start it! im telling you, DONT!) so i kinda believe more in physics.... kinda..

 

[Temujin]

then surely you must apreciate the humor of that site.

and he does make a good point!

 

[pzler]

i think croc failed to see the sarcasm part of the letter and thought that the writer actually really believed in the spaggeti monster

 

[Can O Soup]

pzler you just shattered my fragile reality. You mean there isn't really a giant, flying, noodly monster that created some trees, a mountain, and a midget? I need to lay down.