That just gave me a wonderful suggestion for this mod.
You know how borcha is in jail for horse theft?
Well instead, we could make borcha (x random forum member)
And for his dialogue we could have him say. Do you have any food master? I don't think I can accomplish living on cold water alone.
"Why are you temp banned?
He could say "Well, the thread looked rather empty, and so I decided to post some stuff in there.
"Ah, they must have mistook you for a spammer."
I'm sure they will realize their misunderstanding soon.
"About the man in the cell"
He's a spammer and a thread necroer!
Normally I have spammers perma-banned right away, but this one says that there is a bounty at the Off topic chat. 200 kudos.
That reminds me of something you can help me with.
Me?
I would take him to get the bounty myself, but we are after all at war with the spammers.
You just pay me 100 kudos now and you get to keep the whole bounty for yourself.
I really don't know.
Fine, 50 kudos, my final offer.
I accept your offer.
You lost 50 kudos.
Excellent, I will keep the spammer until you leave.
Hey boss.
What is it? I'm not your boss.
Hey I was thinking, give me posting privileges and I will guard your back.
Guard me? You would flame me the second I turned my back.
Etc. continued blah.
[edit] I was thinking, we should call Borcha "Jerky" with his/hers/its permission.