First Chilean Miner Rescued! Then Another!

[AWdeV]

It's annoying when people see fit to grab God by the beard and drag him into everything people do or talk about. God this, god that.

Sod god.

 

[Verbeek]

Don't be so grumpy, you guys. Rejoice, this is a glorious moment in human history! 

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Why does everyone care so much about these miners? I personally don't give a ****.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

I kinda wished this attempt failed so the miners would at least get a chance to start an underground race of mole men. We somehow need to invent some method of male on male impregnation though.

 

[Seltus]

Evolution would cause the men to evolve into a half-breed of women.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

You need reproduction in the first place for evolution to happen at all  / constipation face.

 

[FrisianDude]

I don't know, maybe a Chilean can bud off into two Chileans?

 

[Foxtrot Juliett]

How about Chileans + Frog DNA? Worked for John Hammond.

 

[Theo]

Why does everyone care so much about these miners? I personally don't give a ****.

I been wondering that too, mostly come to conclusion tabloids needs something to sell their papers and this fits well into their needs. Since people seem to buy that stuff too I guess it indicates they need some kind of outside drama to follow. Me, I don't care.

I hope now that they got them out it wont be all the time in headlines, but nooo.. now they will probably follow month how they will fit in back to normal life, make touching personalised stories of these miners and then comes books, movies, lawsuits for compensations and stuff..

 

[FrisianDude]

Well, obviously it does not affect my personal life much at all, but I can still be happy for them. I imagine it'll be quite a relief to be dragged back into the harsh world of mistress-/-wife hostility after having been so long in dark muddy solitude for so long.

 

[Theo]

I imagine it'll be quite a relief to be dragged back into the harsh world of mistress-/-wife hostility after having been so long in dark muddy solitude for so long.

Yea some of those guys are in deep **** now. Life is so much more easier when you are trapped 2257 feet under solid rock away from all the wimenz.

 

[FrisianDude]

Yeah, but what's better?
a) Bickering ***** x 2 or
b) no ***** at all. :S

 

[Theo]

Yeah, but what's better?
a) Bickering ***** x 2 or
b) no ***** at all. :S

If they are getting any since women are pissed off. Although women are in competitive position against each other so they can't extort with lack of sex. And those men are players, and heroes now. They'll probably have very good night.

In that situation I would probably try to convince women live in community and have 3-or 4-some every day (probably suggestion failing horribly). Still would be worth of try.

 

[Ambalon]

Imagine the wild sex they are going to have when they leave the hospital. 

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Have you looked at their wives?!

 

[Ambalon]

Have you looked at their hands?!

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Have you looked at their eyes?!

 

[Ambalon]

They can't see ****! That's an opportunity. Besides, some could debate that some ***** is better than no ***** at all.

 

[Elenmmare]

' But their request for booze and cigarettes fell on deaf ears.'

Wankers.

 

[Flanged]

God doing something != always using some mystical means

Let's not spam this though.

Thanks for not derailing this thread about zombies, wanking, and arse-rape. 

 

[Flanged]

Have you looked at their wives?!

[quote author=ambalon]Have you looked at their hands?![/quote]

[quote author=Swadius]Have you looked at their eyes?[/quote]

Have you seen how they move?

Have you seen how they groove?

Seriously, though, what is wrong with Yonni Barrios?  He finds himself in a life-or-death situation that turns him into a global celebrity, and he survives unscathed...

so he trades in his wife...

For his mistress...

A younger model...eight years younger than his 58 year old wife...who looks like her twin sister. 
Well done, bro.  Seize the day, and all that.