First Chilean Miner Rescued! Then Another!

[LastRoman]

Yes, however, when you've been trapped down there for months on end and you're the last person to leave, I doubt too much time will be spent reflecting on life.

Well, if he'd jerk off fast...

 

[rejenorst]

He's probably wanking off on everything now that he has some space to himself.

Am I to assume then that...

lol ok but after two months in a cave you would definately go for a run around the trees or something... wanking?

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Can you wank in a corner with everyone staring at you?

 

[rejenorst]

Can you wank in a corner with everyone staring at you?

I don't think there was any or alot of light. So no one would have noticed even if they were staring, unless the tunnel was half flooded and you heard the splush splush splush sound of every stroke.

 

[Seltus]

The smell down there must have been horrible.

 

[Revilo]

splush splush splush? What the hell kind of masturbating do you do? 

 

[Seltus]

The sound from a wet crotch? Wet from either water or something completely different.

 

[Revilo]

Yeh but splush splush splush? That's the kind of sound I'd associate with a stone dropping into a river, not a moist crotch.

 

[rejenorst]

Yeh but splush splush splush? That's the kind of sound I'd associate with a stone dropping into a river, not a moist crotch.

This is what happens when you don't read the post properly:

I don't think there was any or alot of light. So no one would have noticed even if they were staring, unless the tunnel was half flooded and you heard the splush splush splush sound of every stroke.

 

[Revilo]

I can skim read and then make self-redundant posts if I want to, nyeh. 

 

[rejenorst]

I can skim read and then make self-redundant posts if I want to, nyeh. 

And let the beatings commence! 

 

[Revilo]

Be gentle - I bruise like a ripe peach.

 

[Foxtrot Juliett]

I can skim read and then make self-redundant posts if I want to, nyeh. 

And let the beatings commence! 

Hey yo, back off. He's my *****. I pity da foo' who messes with my *****es.

 

[Revilo]

Baby!

[me=Revilo]runs off to Rory and hides behind him.[/me]

 

[Foxtrot Juliett]

Anyway, kudos to the mine supervisor. He kept things in order and managed to ration two days worth of food during the whole 17 days it took the authorities to find them. It must blow real hard to go 48 hours on a spoonful of tuna alone.

Can you wank in a corner with everyone staring at you?

IIRC, they had around 2 km of tunnels and galleries to mind their own businesses. Not that there was a whole lot of lightning down there to make out what the guy at the other end of the mine is doing. Also, you can always say you're going to take a dump as an excuse to have some privacy. I wonder if someone even managed to summon the wanky **** demon that way.

 

[Ambalon]

Yes, however, when you've been trapped down there for months on end and you're the last person to leave, I doubt too much time will be spent reflecting on life.

The last man that would come up (he has already) is one of the specialists that went down not a week ago, so he's not so bad. Well, at least that's what I heard. And talking about stuff when they've already happened is sometimes awkward. Like this.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

As cruel as it is to rail on the poor chaps, most of the people that have come out have attributed their rescue to God.

"I was between the Devil and God, AND GOD WON!"

Now, this annoys me, because really, it was an impossible feat of Human engineering and determination and the whole thing seems to be as if God didn't collapse the mine then Jesus rode down on a giant spade and rescued them.

 

[Shatari]

God doing something != always using some mystical means

Very true; Cthulhu works in mysterious ways.

 

[An4Sh]

God doing something != always using some mystical means

Let's not spam this though.

Men putting a massive effort an accomplishing a great feat with their own strength and will != divine intervention

And that cannot be considered as spam since it very much IS on topic.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Why didn't God do something about it collapsing in the first place?

It just riles me up how the Free Will Doctrine is bad things = not God, free will
                                                                          good things = God, he's great.