Find a partner for Llandy so we can talk about Sex Thread V.01

[IA]

Our FBI Pharaoh has banished talk of sex because the Nile has been running dry of late.  We must come together in a TW conclave to discuss how we remedy this terrible state of affairs. Only then may we freely banter with poor double entendres, and stories of sexual debauchery. Only then may tinderites banter freely with sock fetishists; whilst tomes on shortstack sex positions and condom crevice fishing  are shared with the unsullied masses. We must come together in these....Dark Times.... and find a way.

 

[Austupaio]

Well, I know an Egyptian merchant, unmarried. He's a bachelor in his mid-20s.

He sells carpets downtown.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Ban IMO

 

[Austupaio]

I'll ask him how he feels about pandas.

 

[AWdeV]

Selling them is a good start but does this merchant friend of yours also do other things with carpet?

 

[Austupaio]

I believe he offers a full cleaning service for carpets.

 

[rebelknight]

BobtheHero already made a new sex thread. 

 

[Austupaio]

We can still use this thread for it's primary purpose!

 

[ComingWinter]

Our FBI Pharaoh has banished talk of sex because the Nile has been running dry of late.  We must come together in a TW conclave to discuss how we remedy this terrible state of affairs. Only then may we freely banter with poor double entendres, and stories of sexual debauchery. Only then may tinderites banter freely with sock fetishists; whilst tomes on shortstack sex positions and condom crevice fishing  are shared with the unsullied masses. We must come together in these....Dark Times.... and find a way.

I heard craigslist is good.

 

[Orchid]

I suggest we sacrifice Vieira.

 

[Antonis]

I voted for Seff. If anyone can rise up to the challenge, it's our commando.

 

[Austupaio]

Seff already slept with her once and failed to score, she must be immune to his wiles.

I voted for option three because it sounded the most insane, and she is a crazy one.

 

[Antonis]

This thread is of legendary material.
Anyway, I admit I haven't read under option 2, it seemed pointless, I don't know why.

 

[Seff]

Seff already slept with her once and failed to score, she must be immune to his wiles.

I voted for option three because it sounded the most insane, and she is a crazy one.

Exactly - I voted for Vieira instead!

 

[Duh]

The lack of jennifer lawrence in this thread disturbs me.

 

[Austupaio]

As a partner for Llandy?

 

[Duh]

As a tribute. (hurhur)

Or more precisely people using the line from the movie

 

[Antonis]

隐藏: Tee hee!

 

[Swissky]

I vote for a polar bear!

 

[Wellenbrecher]

And a third one for the reply tracker.