Fantasy fight night.

[The Mercenary]

Obama the Llama.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

Vince Vaughn. Something about him that annoys me.

 

[Mage246]

Kim Jong Il. That little turd needs to get the **** beat out of him. He's completely out of touch with reality.

 

[An4Sh]

Dave Foley. There's something about his stupid grin that makes me want to repeatedly punch my first in it.

 

[Weren]

Kim Jong Il. That little turd needs to get the **** beat out of him. He's completely out of touch with reality.

Second that.

And also Ben.

 

[G36E]

Indiana Jones, just so I could one-up his revolver stunt with a sawn-off.

 

[greatsword]

Mao Ze Dong.

 

[Zilberfrid]

I'd hit Wilders too, and that stupid priest in Someren

 

[pentagathus]

Gok-wan, a whole host of pretty boys, a horse, Rallix, Rallix's mum, my workout buds, disee rascal.

 

[TyrannicWolf]

a horse

A horse would **** you up. 

I'm with Pav, Lil' John's pretty tempting.

 

[pentagathus]

a horse

A horse would **** you up. 

I know but it would be worth it. Have you never had the temptation to punch a horse in the face?

 

[Yeomann]

I have.

 

[Orion]

Billy Mays. He'd show up to the fight and shout "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS," and when it was over he'd shout "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A BOOT IN MY ASS."

And then he could sell Oxyclean no more.

Also, Vince Shlomi. The Slap-Chop and ShamWow guy. I'd Slap-Chop his face and clean up after with a ShamWow. It's made in Germany, you know the Germans make good stuff. Olympic divers use it as a towel.

That should keep him from beating up honest, hard-working hookers.

 

[Raz]

- Kim Jong Il
- Many African Dictators/Bat**** insane rebels/generals

I wonder if Jesus ever kicked somebody's ass.

 

[Zilberfrid]

I recall something with a temple...

 

[iamahorse]

Moses, I would be dirty and pull on his long ass beard.
Shaka Zulu, he would likely end up ****ing me up though. Zulus are crazy.
Otto Von Bismark, just to be able to shout "THIS IS REALPOLITIK *****!!" while throwing a punch would complete me.
Napoleon, just to see how short he really was.
Gandhi, because I would win.

 

[Moss]

I'd make an exaxtly identical clone of myself then fight myself.

It would be worth it just to see perfectly symmetrical fighting.

 

[iamahorse]

Yeah, but how would we know which one won?

 

[pentagathus]

Make the clone wear a gimp outfit.

 

[CJ1145]

I'd fight Rampage Jackson, get him on his back, and instantly win.

Oh, oh! And Sean Connery. Even if I beat him, I'd have the whole damn League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on my ass.