Fake News Headlines

[Lord Brutus]

"Blade Runner Arrested for Murder"

Oh, wait, that one's real.

 

[Lord Tim]

French kiss illegal in Corsica

 

[Dryvus]

America Goes Too Far

 

[Chechen!]

Canada, Now Interesting

 

[Dryvus]

Nose Of Mass Destruction Forced To Sign Treaty

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Dorner Cloned Self Before Death, LAPD Randomly Shooting BLACK Infants.

 

[Chechen!]

Nose Of Mass Destruction Forced To Sign Treaty

NEVAAAAAAAAR

Dorner Cloned Self Before Death, LAPD Randomly Shooting BLACK Infants.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Pope Retiring End of Month, Tired of Speaking In Latin

Obama Openly Endorses Jedi, Introduces Klingon into Public School System

Malaysian High School Certificates Now Require Students To Pass In Morals

One of three is real.

 

[MadocComadrin]

Scandinavian Archaeologists Find Evidence of Cookies in Viking Diets.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Harlem Shake Craze Causes Young Man's Death, Witnesses Entertained By Epileptic Seizure

 

[b00227783]

Woman addicted to licking *****... fur.

And that ones real... a woman licks her cats fur because she is hooked on the TASTE of it. 

 

[Dryvus]

Man's Love Of Dark Beer Inspires Coffee Drinking


Purchase of Antique Bell Proves Beneficial
Small Town To Regret Hasty Dealings


Man Bakes Cookies Despite Tornado Warning


Man Flees Scene Of Pie Scandal

隐藏: Man Warms Driveway For Unknown Reason

 

[Mad Vader]

Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord released to critical acclaim, amid always-online DRM controversy

 

[Vermillion_Hawk]

One of three is real.

The funny part is all of mine, save the poor joke regarding the fiscal cliff, were real. Including this one:

Coroner's Report States Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died.

 

[Lord Tim]

Coroner's Report States Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died.

Source?

 

[Vermillion_Hawk]

It's in this book of trivia I've got. There's several sections of humorous (real) newspaper headlines. The headline was from some London newspaper though. Not one I'm familiar with.

 

[lordJehovah]

SPIDERMAN FOUND SPYING FORT KNOX. REPORTS SAY HE WAS TRYING TO LEAK INFORMATION TO COLOMBIAN DRUG MAFIAS, WHO WANTED FUNDING TO FUND THEIR NEW CAT-DISEASE VIRUS.

 

[AWdeV]

Ha ha spy-derman.

 

[Dryvus]

Godawful Excuse For An Internet Connection Brings New Meaning To "Disco Sucks"

 

[Dantе]

Anti-gay marriage protest slogan:
"Fa*gots are gay!"​