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Heave, hi, heave hi ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe!
Mufferaw Joe.
Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Matawa, all the way from Ottawa in just one day
Hey, hey
On the river Ottawa, the best man we ever saw was Big Joe Mufferaw, the old folks say
Well, a-listen and I'll tell you what the old folks say.
They say Old Joe had a pet bullfrog, bigger than a horse and barked like a dog
And the only thing faster than a train on a track was Big Joe riding on the bullfrog's back
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They say Big Joe used to get real wet, from cutting down timber and workin' up a sweat
And everyone'll tell you 'round Carleton Place that the Mississippi dripped of of Big Joe's face.
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Now Joe had to portage from Gatineau down to see a little girl he had in Kemptville town.
He was back and forth so many times to see that gal that the path he wore became the Rideau Canal.
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They say Big Joe put out a forest fire, halfway between Renfrew (my hometown) and old Arnprior
He was fifty miles away, down around Smith's Falls, but he drownded out the fire with five spitballs.
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Well he jumped in the Calabogie Lake real fast, and swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed bass.
But he threw it on the ground, and said "I can't eat that," so he covered it over with Mount St. Pat.
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They say Big Joe drank a bucket of gin, and beat the livin' tar out of twenty-nine men
And high on the ceiling of a Pembroke club, there's twenty-nine bootmarks, and they're signed "With Love"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqnqutswKLU
You have to do the whooping and yipping at the end of "Joe" and "say" or you're not doing it right.