[Dojo] Order of the Dojo

[Doomicus]

Try raid Oceanic shores Vikings. We will await your arrival.

 

[Gumpy]

They'd lose half their ships in our outrageous surf, set foot on the desolate, lifeless desert and spend a few miles walking around before returning home in disgust, like the Japanese did back in '42

 

[Night Ninja]

They'd also read the brochures and find out that Australia is the world HQ of small and nasty things that will ****ing kill you twenty times over.

'No loot, booze or wenches? And you gotta watch where you step? I'm outta here!'

 

[X Wookie X]

Indeed!!

 

[Athelstane]

C'mon, surfing viking dudes would be AWESOME!!!
Seriously, let 'em come; FEEL THE WRATH OF LAAAAAGGGGGGGG!!!!
Oh, come now NN, we all know Aussie babes are the best in the world..... then again.....

 

[X Wookie X]

yeah we have the hottest babes ever.. but then again, We can always accomodate the japanese whaling crews and some rednecks

 

[Sir Bogan]

They'd also read the brochures and find out that Australia is the world HQ of small and nasty things that will ****ing kill you twenty times over.

'No loot, booze or wenches? And you gotta watch where you step? I'm outta here!'

Considering the state I'm in, I don't think the above would be much of a concern in procuring for anyone visiting our shores.

 

[X Wookie X]

AMEN!!!

 

[Sir Bogan]

AMEN!!!

Zigackly!

 

[Athelstane]

Oh boy, gotta love an Asterix & Obelix quote.

 

[X Wookie X]

Haha yeah

 

[Yahwade]

I WILL END YOU!!!

Is that a Malcolm Reynolds quote?

 

[X Wookie X]

might be wade... might be.. but no its from angry guy yell at his cats - youtube

 

[Scorch!]

This is why KoS has no clan thread. Everyone comes to advertise in them.

 

[HULKSMASH]

 

[Athelstane]

You dirty bastard perv HULK!!!!
Leave those BBW alone!!!!

 

[Alec{zacool}]

You dirty bastard perv HULK!!!!
Leave those BBW alone!!!!

Yeah. Leave Wookie's Mum alone.

 

[Dub]

Order of the Dojo you are hereby challenged by the order of the Solamnic knights to battle we will burn down your dojo around you. .
anyway please PM me or sir gowe. 

 

[Moss]

Maybe you guys should put the fact that you're an Australian clan in the thread title so people from Europe stop picking fights with you.

Can't wait till a new version comes out, it'll be nice to see some clan on clan action happening on the Oceania servers again.

 

[Cpt.Price]

Order of the Dojo you are hereby challenged by the order of the Solamnic knights to battle we will burn down your dojo around you. .
anyway please PM me or sir gowe.

If this is today... then it has to be postponed. We fight the Hobo's today.