Dodes Advice Refusal Thread v1

[Dodes]

In this thread you propose advice for Dodes' life and then he refuses it because he's a stubborn twat.

 

[Swissky]

Oh I like this.

Dodes, stop being such a stubborn twat. 

 

[Elisianthus]

PARADOX

 

[Orchid]

Dodes, I believe you would look great with a porn 'stache.

 

[Evelyn]

Dodes, I propose you don't give me 25% of your monthly income from now until the end of time effective immediately.

 

[Nahkuri]

Start doing yoga. Discover the magical world of autofellatio with the gained flexibility.

 

[Dryvus]

Dodes, you're an idiot. That's my advice.

 

[Swissky]

Dodes, you should shoot up heroin.

 

[Evelyn]

But not heroines, that would be racist.

 

[Swissky]

What the ****, Epic? 

 

[Evelyn]

It's called being Ironic, Göring.

 

[Swissky]

I'm actually married to Göring.

#TheMoreYouKnow

 

[Ambalon]

Dodes, keep this thread open.

 

[Vieira151]

Dodes, don't tell Ambalon to keep talking!

 

[Swissky]

Dodes, don't reply.

 

[gaham1]

Dodes, don't suck my ****.

 

[Austupaio]

Dodes, suck Gaham's ****.

 

[Swissky]

This fits in pretty good right now, so does Gaaaaayham's nametag.

 

[Mage246]

Dodes, suck gaham's ****, then don't suck his ****.

 

[Pixel]

come to vegas already so we can hang