Dilemma: Going away when I don't want to

[Cleaning agent]

She'll probably dump me tomorrow, now you've said that, but thanks anyway 

 

[Corndawg]

Firstly I don't lack balls, I just happen to care about my girlfriend because she means more to me than the chance to get up to some horny teenage experimentation, secondly there are plenty of prettier, probably smarter, possibly more interesting girls in my school, never mind at uni, doesn't mean I'm interested in them, because they're not... her. If there's one thing I'm good at it's loyalty.

*sigh* If only everyone was like that. Relationships these days are like "Hey, you're hot, let's **** and get married, so then we can end up divorced 1.5 years later!" Talk about 'Relation****' I forget who said that.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Any problem no matter how difficult it is. Can be solved with fire.

Except the problem of fire.

And many others, now explosives, those solve ALL problems in life.

 

[butscrew]

Whoa I never saw that before. Well Pharoah, actually fire can be beaten by fire. We call it back burning in Australia, I don't know what you call it where you are from. But it is one of our most effective fire fighting techniques. Basically a bush fire (wild fire), burns uncontrolled, then our firefighters start a controlled burn towards the bush fire, the controlled burn eats up all the burnable materials and then the fire has nothing to burn. No fuel means the end of that fire.

So fire does solve the problem of fire

Although I do agree with Rev. LL that explosives do solve a lot of the worlds problems.

 

[fisheye]

She'll probably dump me tomorrow, now you've said that, but thanks anyway 

She'll probably dump you because you think she's fat, and are not shy about telling everyone that. It's not going to be a hard decision for her when it's time to trade up.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Whoa I never saw that before. Well Pharoah, actually fire can be beaten by fire. We call it back burning in Australia, I don't know what you call it where you are from. But it is one of our most effective fire fighting techniques. Basically a bush fire (wild fire), burns uncontrolled, then our firefighters start a controlled burn towards the bush fire, the controlled burn eats up all the burnable materials and then the fire has nothing to burn. No fuel means the end of that fire.

So fire does solve the problem of fire

Here, we don't have hundreds of square miles of open bush. So fires typically start in factories and houses. Burning their fuel, ie, people and their property, is normally frowned upon.

I can't imagine why.

 

[Cleaning agent]

She'll probably dump you because you think she's fat, and are not shy about telling everyone that. It's not going to be a hard decision for her when it's time to trade up.

She'd probably break up for something a little more significant, y'know. 

 

[Simo]

But does your girlfriend have the same long-term ideas as you do?

Yeah, for now at least. We're both realists. We accept that we might not always feel the same way, or that circumstances might not lend themselves to being able to carry things on, but we plan to try and keep it going through university, which is already a pretty big sign of commitment.

Just like me and my EX... After two years it was just "this doesn't feel right anymore, bye!". What a biatch. We never had any problems, she just got bored.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Well, hey, if that happens there's not much I can do about it.

 

[vadermath]

You think she's fat? Why don't you just let me have her, CA?

 

[Cleaning agent]

When did I say fat was a bad thing? 

 

[vadermath]

You lucky bastard.

 

[Ilex]

When did I say fat was a bad thing? 

That's like saying "When did I say horridly disfigured was a bad thing?". Damn you perverts with sick fetishes.

 

[Simo]

When did I say fat was a bad thing? 

That's like saying "When did I say horridly disfigured was a bad thing?". Damn you perverts with sick fetishes.

That's quite horrible when Ilex gets to say that to someone..

 

[vadermath]

Really, the girl isn't ****ing fat!

 

[fisheye]

When did I say fat was a bad thing? 

That's like saying "When did I say horridly disfigured was a bad thing?". Damn you perverts with sick fetishes.

It's not a chubby fetish, it's a verbal abuse fetish I think. He probably gets off by calling her all kinds of disgusting names, "you fat disgusting whore, I hate your floppy breasts." Heck maybe she likes that.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Ugh, well, I'm off tomorrow, so sadly I won't be able to contribute to this thrilling discussion and conjecture about my fetishes much longer.

 

[Lhorkan]

Ugh, well, I'm off tomorrow, so sadly I won't be able to contribute to this thrilling discussion and conjecture about my fetishes much longer.

There's always... the day after tomorrow. 

 

[Cleaning agent]

Except I'll be on said trip for about 12 days, to a land where the internet doesn't exist. So no, I won't be able to

 

[Lhorkan]

I meant that in a metaphysical sense of "after". Like 12 days later, for example.

Also, don't forget to blow your 500 bucks on booze and hookers, like Arch (I think) suggested earlier. And take pics, too.