Dilemma: Going away when I don't want to

[fisheye]

Wimp. I would have negotiated for a ****load of extra cash for "travelling expenses", and then blow it all on strippers and booze to make up for the lost summer.

I don't give a **** about money. My Mum's already decided to give me 500 quid on my new bank account, without me asking for it. She brought it up in a conversation and I told her if she wanted to use it as emotional blackmail I'd rather not have it.

This is where you went wrong. You actually give a **** about your mum. Once you admit that, you're ****ed, just give up and do a barrel roll.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Why not invite the girlfriend to accompany you to France, purchasing the tickets from the £500 you've been given (sell it to her as a romantic getaway,  that should get you into her pants) and spend two weeks going **** crazy on viagra?

I'm surprised it's even an issue though. I mean crawling over broken glass and hot coals while an elephant brutally sodomises you from behind is still marginally superior to being forced to spend an hour in Birmingham.

That was going to be my second suggestion... though maybe without all the elephant sodomy and viagra.

 

[fisheye]

Bah, save it for the hotter, smarter, and sluttier girl you'll inevitably meet in uni.

 

[Cleaning agent]

This is where you went wrong. You actually give a **** about your mum. Once you admit that, you're ****ed, just give up and do a barrel roll.

Yeah, good point. I'm ****ed 

Oh well, I also give a **** about my girlfriend, so if in future she tries to make me do something which'll make my girlfriend unhappy, I'll be able to refuse on the grounds that I care about my girlfriend more than my Mum.

 

[Archonsod]

That was going to be my second suggestion... though maybe without all the elephant sodomy and viagra.

Never been to Birmingham, have you?

 

[Sir Prince]

Take your friends with you?

 

[Pavlov]

Tell her you've changed your mind and you want to go france bc since she wont let you be with your gf, you new big gay Russian lover Pavlov has decided to meet you there. Inform her that me and you are going to have a lot of unprotected gay anal sex in the butt where aids will be transferred. In our off time from having gay anal sex in the butt we will snort cocaine and watch project runways.

 

[Mage246]

Project Runways? Is that the one where people have public sex on the airport runway while being filmed?

 

[Pavlov]

Project Runways? Is that the one where people have public sex on the airport runway while being filmed?

yeah, gay people. In the butt.

 

[janlulhannes]

Why? 

 

[FrisianDude]

Why won't she use the tickets she bought "for you" to greet her own damn friends?

 

[hayabusa12]

Anyway: adolescent crisis over, thanks for the help guys

Good to hear. I was going to say rape her, but it seems you have the situation under control.

 

[Raz]

You only have a year left with her? Those 2 weeks are less than 4 percent of a year so you really shouldn't give a ****. How old are you anyway?

 

[Sushiman70]

I'm gonna guess he's more than 16, but less than 24.

 

[arbites_augmented]

He's 17-18.

 

[fisheye]

He definitely needs the 2 weeks to be all emo and heartbroken and **** before breaking up with his first teenage crush. Don't deny him the wonderful experience that he'll hate himself for, all the rest of his life.

 

[butscrew]

Your such a nice sympathetic... ******* fisheye.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

He definitely needs the 2 weeks to be all emo and heartbroken and **** before breaking up with his first teenage crush. Don't deny him the wonderful experience that he'll hate himself for, all the rest of his life.

Why does he need to break up with her? He's only going to university. It's not like he's going to Nicaragua for 2 years.

Unless he goes to university in Nicaragua. But I really don't see that happening.

 

[italiano]

Your such a nice sympathetic... ******* fisheye.

Then count me as another arsehole. CA, forget your girlfriend for a week and meet some nice French girl.

Why does he need to break up with her?

Because he'll probably have the opportunity to trade up. Uni = bigger selection, even when you lack balls as is the case with CA.

 

[butscrew]

OK, well then fine Zaro your an ******* too.