Describe the Forumite Above You With a Dirty/Taboo Sex Act

[Tibertus]

Rules are simple. Bring your dirty and nasty minds please. Either innuendos or explicit, doesn't matter.

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

Sex while skydiving.

 

[IA]

The tawdry tarantula.

 

[Tibertus]

The Naughty Librarian

It involves a lonely librarian slamming your **** in heavily bound dictionary. You also need to use her hairband as a cockring. Oh, bonus points if she plugs your ass with the knob of a book stamp.

 

[Vieira151]

Nasty Navy Knots

 

[Arvenski]

Has a girlfriend named Jill.

 

[Swissky]

Genital lifting with c(l)ock.

 

[Arvenski]

What the **** does that even mean?

 

[Swissky]

It means that your **** will have abs.

 

[Tibertus]

Gastrointestinal flush and ****. $10

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Manning the ****-barrel.

 

[Tibertus]

The Alaskan Pipeline

 

[Cordor]

Decapitated head ****ing

You **** the neck not the mouth


or the eyes

 

[Tibertus]

And you let dogs lick peanut butter off your bunghole.

 

[Arvenski]

He who committed that fateful mistake of forgetting the condom one night. Now he'll spend many years paying for it.

 

[crodio]

altar server rape

 

[Feragorn]

A Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Tibertus]

The Hewbrew Hammerfisting

 

[Feragorn]

That's my signature WWE move.

NA: Tibertus

 

[BadabombadaBang]

Mexican Avalanche.