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Jon Snow

Knight at Arms
Just thought of this, wondered whether anyone would like it. :smile: Suggest a genre, as intensely ridiculous as possible. The person below you writes out a couple of sentences as if they're writing the blurb on the back of a DVD case for a film in that genre. And suggests another genre. It's a bit too much words/effort to ask the internets for, maybe, but I thought I'd give it a try.

I'm gonna suggest time-zone horror. :smile:
 
" A sensational and gripping tale of the horrors of jetlag, what what ! " The Crumpet & Tea Weekly

Three teens, lost across the world. Who knew that a simple thing, the rotation of the Earth, could lead to this much trouble ? Alone and disorientated, they will have to find their ways back to the airport as cheap booze and hookers make their plagued minds turn to mush and they begin to truly understand what it is all about.

THEY.WILL.BURY.YOU

Yes it's crap, **** y'all.

Anyway, Icelandic Erotica.
 
Olga Olgasson, famed fister of Keflavik, must battle against her foe, AIDS, in order to prove to the world that sometimes, a bit of lubricant can make a difference.

London Pandemonium.
 
Alex_Augmented said:
Olga Olgasson, famed fister of Keflavik, must battle against her foe, AIDS, in order to prove to the world that sometimes, a bit of lubricant can make a difference.

London Pandemonium.
The civilised existence of 1920s London is threatened, as cyborgs from the future hell-bent on the destruction of our precious British institutions invade...and only one man can make a difference. Winston Churchill. "Whether it is the Irish murder gang or the Egyptian vengeance society, or the seditious extremists in India, or the arch-traitors we have at home, or indeed murderous machines from the future, they will feel the weight of the British arm." Wise-crackin', cigar-chewin'  "Win" Churchill has got his hands full up until the action packed, Lewis-guns-blazing finale. "Do not let us speak of darker days: let us speak rather of sterner days. These are not dark days; these are great days!" This was his FINEST HOUR! (*cough* SPAARTAAAA!!!)

Spockumentary.
 
(Not sure if got it right,but anyways)

"BBC does it again" - Weekly Cookie


Hes not from earth.His a hell of a grammar nazi.His ears arent normally shaped.
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Hes SPOCK!
A groundshaking new documentary from BBC,presents Spock,like you didnt see him on TV.
Was he REALLY just friends with Captain Kirk?Were his ears REALLY made of plastic.Find out that,and a crapload of more in this intense Dramatisation-Doucumentary !

TaleworldS Forum
 
"Drama, Suspense, and a Pavenis!" - Lazy Bums Quarterly

Lost in a world of dating mess ups, pseudopornography, slave-trade and medieval combat, a lone web-goer must fight to escape. Evading dreaded "games" of Werewolf, and dodging the feared Banhammers, <Insert Forum Member Here> reaches the ruler of this messed-up land, the mighty Pavenis! Can he conquer this large penis, and block the website from his browser?​

Yeah, it sucks, can't think of anything right now.


Edit: Also, Science Documentary
 
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