Dental Braces

[Verbeek]

Well, one of my front teeth is a fake, I lost it in a fight for pokemon cards at school, (aged 8 I think) I kind of ran into a wall
It's been knocked out once since then.. Doesn't give me any trouble.

 

[Corndawg]

Success stories?

I don't need braces because my teeth are ****ing awesome.

 

[Almalexia]

I got "Speed Braces" which are smaller, less painful, and work faster than regular metal ones. I didn't get to pick a color as they're all just "metal" but I have a feeling I would have chosen something stupid and regretted it.

'Tis what I got as well.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

On a second though, I have a very small brighter spot on the bottom of one of my front teeth. IIRC it happened because when I was 4 or so I fell on my mouth and my front deciduous tooth's root hit the forming permanent front tooth.

Yeah, pretty much the same thing here. Except, the spot has a small indent in the middle, and is kind of yellowish.

Have that one as well. But the doc always told me it's probably because of the antibiotics I took when they grew.
Seeing that my mother's brother and my granddad sport the spot as well, I'm inclined to not believe that one a 100% though.

 

[Ambalon]

On a related note: WHAT'S UP WITH OLD PEOPLE AND THEIR ****ED UP TEETH!? 

 

[AWdeV]

My jaw is crooked and it's so too badly to be fixed by braces. Even a heavy outdoor system (the classic monster-braces) wouldn't be able to fix it.

 

[Dent]

They're frightened of being subjected to an Obama Death Panel every time they need a routine cleaning. I saw it on TV.

AWdeV: On another site I heard from a man that when he was 12 they (who they are, I know not) had to break his jaw and then wire it shut in order to fix his massive crookedness.
Something to look forward to!

 

[AWdeV]

Ehh, I broke mine as a kid and I was told it could be surgically fixed upon maturity. If I recall correctly, they'd have to cut my lower jaw in two and other such jolly things.

 

[pentagathus]

I had a brace for a while to remove an overbite then a ******** monster of a tooth pops up in front of another adult tooth (dunno which one is in the wrong place) and gets in the way of my bottom teeth. ****. Still haven't seen the dentist though.
Edit:
Looks like the wordfilter doesn't like caps, **** **** ****asourus rex
Edit2:
Nope just doesn't object to ****. Odd.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Profile -> Look and Layout -> Leave words uncensored.
And all your filter worries are gone.-

 

[pentagathus]

Now I'm confused as to what the point of the filter is. ****adoodle **** it.

 

[Elisianthus]

Because it means guests and so forth get a better impression of the place whilst the veterans get to say "**** it" and be done with this crap.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Yeah, because all the veterans like to say ****.

 

[Tibertus]

@OP: Haha, nerd. I have perfect teeth.

 

[gamerwiz09]

I had braces for just over a year like 3 or 4 years ago. But I'm still wearing a ****ing retainer at night. Also got my wisdom teeth pulled 6 days ago.

 

[LastRoman]

I used to have removing brace, but it wasn't quite effective because I did not have it in my mouth often, so I have fix braces now. About week ago I was in Croatia on holiday and ate pizza there with very gummy cheese. I nip at it and the metal ring at the end of my mouth connected to the wire fall out of the tooth. It looked like a broken tooth, but it strangely did not hurt. When I get back to the apartment I realised that it is the ****in' mozarella in the ring. I spend good half-a-hour cleaning it. 

 

[FrisianDude]

While my teeth aren't perfect (anymore) I never needed braces. :3

 

[Orj]

When I was little, I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my face, bashing my front teeth in. Happened twice, actually, and the lever motion of my baby teeth pushed my adult teeth into a horrible overbite. It's fixed now, and I think I'm supposed to get my braces off in March or so.

 

[DerPrinz]

I've had em on for about 2 and a half years, and I get em off tomorrow, I'm looking forward to it quite a bit.  Then I get to have my wisdom teeth out in the next year or two.