Decide the fate of the bird trapped in my bathroom.

[Pavlov]

it has as much right to live as you do..

No it doesn't. I'm at the top of the food chain, as I clearly have illustrated by locking it in the bathroom. Plus it came into my house and acted a fool.

I would ask how big is it? If it is big enough, you might have a new pillow! If it is too small... Maybe a feather duster?

It's like a small crow or something. Size of a large mans hand I guess.

 

[Ebin]

That's not much good for anything.... I know!!! Make a dream catcher!! But use it's bones to make the outline and the fathers and beak to decorate it!!! See? You wouldn't waste a thing... well maybe it's entrails...

 

[Tibertus]

Kill the ****ing little *****. Cut it's head off with a knife and make a nice charm to wear about your neck with it. Then use it's decapitated body as a fancy hat.

 

[Pavlov]

I just went and took a picture of it.

Look at how arrogant it looks. 

 

[Tintin]

It looks scared, not arrogant

 

[Pavlov]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

 

[Pii100]

Put it into microwave and capture the results on video.

隐藏

Not rly, Just let it out of your house

 

[CJ1145]

Seriously, let it go. But bring an axe and take a swing as it flies away. Leave it up to God.

 

[Alexa]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

 

[Tintin]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

You dare to question Pavlov?

 

[Colonel_Ryan]

is it a raven?


btw let it go, i think its sweet

 

[Foxtrot Juliett]

Jerk off. And once your hot steaming libido's been cooled out and all your "tensions" soothed out of your system you could come up with a clear judgement for the bird

Alternatively, have anal intercourse with the creep until you tear it in two, then finish it off with your hands

Both ways, you're at ease

 

[CJ1145]

Unrelated Tintin, but having THAT as your avatar makes me question your femininity even further.

 

[Pavlov]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

Ignorance is no excuse for it's behavior. If i climbed up a tree and took a fat dump in his nest you think he would just think like "ohh he dosen't know how we birds live, it's ok, I'll forgive him"?  no, no he would not.

 

[Tintin]

Unrelated Tintin, but having THAT as your avatar makes me question your femininity even further.

But i love Captain Caveman

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

Ignorance is no excuse for it's behavior. If i climbed up a tree and took a fat dump in his nest you think he would just think like "ohh he dosen't know how we birds live, it's ok, I'll forgive him"?  no, no he would not.

I think it would be honored if you took a dump in it's nest

 

[Alexa]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

Ignorance is no excuse for it's behavior. If i climbed up a tree and took a fat dumb in his nest you think he would just think like "ohh he dosen't know how we birds live, it's ok, I'll forgive him"?  no, no he would not.

haha.. you know how it lives, and it doesnt know how we live!

 

[arbites_augmented]

Let it go!

Seriously, killing it like that's not manly. Let it fly off, then chase it down.

 

[CJ1145]

Unrelated Tintin, but having THAT as your avatar makes me question your femininity even further.

But i love Captain Caveman

But his son is prejudiced against in school for his appearance!

 

[Ebin]

It looks scared, not arrogant

Yeah well if I went into someone's house and crapped all over their floors and then they locked me in their bathroom i'd be scared too.

thats just stupid to say, it doesnt know how we live and about our habits and property.. you cant justify killing it because of that

Ignorance is no excuse for it's behavior. If i climbed up a tree and took a fat dumb in his nest you think he would just think like "ohh he dosen't know how we birds live, it's ok, I'll forgive him"?  no, no he would not.

I think you should be fair to Alexa... Kill it quickly

 

[Tintin]

Unrelated Tintin, but having THAT as your avatar makes me question your femininity even further.

But i love Captain Caveman

But his son is prejudiced against in school for his appearance!

What's that got to do with anything?