Decide the fate of the bird trapped in my bathroom.

[Tibertus]

Hobo's.

I actually see those walk down my street all the time, a residential street at that.

 

[butscrew]

Hobo's.

I actually see those walk down my street all the time, a residential street at that.

A residential street for Hobo's such as yourself.

 

[Tibertus]

Hey, just because my house is a cardbo... nevermind.

 

[Tintin]

He let it go a couple of days ago

 

[reklem]

He let it go a couple of days ago

Aw damn!! I hope it flies all the way to my house so i can get a awesome bird head talisman!

 

[LuckyDuckly]

Right. You don't like noods/recruits. I'm a noob/recruit. BUT, i've read through pretty much the whole thread here so don't you think i deserve to post my opinion here? (I'm not saying that you're not allowing me to post, in fact, you haven't said anything yet because since i've not posted anything here before this, im just "nagging" in advance in case you start murdering me)

Here's my idea what to do with the bird:

1. Torture it best you want, WITHOUT DAMAGIN THE HEAD

2. Cut off the head

3. Remove the brain & other stuff with a teaspoon

4.Fill the head with clay, preferibly good quality pottery clay bought from a store, not just some **** from your back yard.

5.Dip it in terpentine or rubbing alcohol to clean away bacteria, or just treat it with something to prevent decomposing.

6. There! You have a really cool talisman/necklace

7. If you wanna use some lame, painless, and humane way to kill it, grab a BB gun and fire away.

8. More fun: put some super-strong, maybe acidic window cleaner in it's eyes!! Pour boiling oil over it's body!! Push a few matches up its anal opening and light them!! Brake it's wings slowly. "I'll brake you legs, nice and slow" as the River pirates/Looters say!!!

I find this racist.

 

[Tibertus]

7. If you wanna use some lame, painless, and humane way to kill it, grab a BB gun and fire away.

Depends on how good a shot you are. I'm a great shot, and can manage to keep a pigeon alive for at least 10 shots. I'm sure that's a pretty inhumane way to kill something, loading it with lead pellets til it dies thrashing about on the ground in it's own bowl excrement.

 

[Rujasu]

loading it with lead pellets til it dies thrashing about on the ground in it's own bowl excrement.

Why did I smile when I read this?
Oh, the mysteries.

 

[FrisianDude]

I could let it survive ten shots aswell. Unless it's got a weak heart.

 

[Not Important]

Right. You don't like noods/recruits. I'm a noob/recruit. BUT, i've read through pretty much the whole thread here so don't you think i deserve to post my opinion here? (I'm not saying that you're not allowing me to post, in fact, you haven't said anything yet because since i've not posted anything here before this, im just "nagging" in advance in case you start murdering me)

Here's my idea what to do with the bird:

1. Torture it best you want, WITHOUT DAMAGIN THE HEAD

2. Cut off the head

3. Remove the brain & other stuff with a teaspoon

4.Fill the head with clay, preferibly good quality pottery clay bought from a store, not just some **** from your back yard.

5.Dip it in terpentine or rubbing alcohol to clean away bacteria, or just treat it with something to prevent decomposing.

6. There! You have a really cool talisman/necklace 

7. If you wanna use some lame, painless, and humane way to kill it, grab a BB gun and fire away.

8. More fun: put some super-strong, maybe acidic window cleaner in it's eyes!! Pour boiling oil over it's body!! Push a few matches up its anal opening and light them!! Brake it's wings slowly. "I'll brake you legs, nice and slow" as the River pirates/Looters say!!! 

Wonder how long it will take for a new poll to be made

 

[FrisianDude]

There won't be a new poll.

 

[Do not look here]

Await me. I'm he who prevents you from triple post!

 

[56step]

What do any of those options have to do with a bird traped in your bathroom? However i do think alex has STDs whoever Alex is...

 

[Corndawg]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

 

[56step]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

Um........ what? 

 

[Rujasu]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

 

[56step]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

Right i can read what he said but wtf does he mean?

 

[Rujasu]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

 

[Shio]

Read the thread, he let it go. Rule #1 my young padawan, respect the Pavenis. Rule #2 read the goddamn thread first.

Right i can read what he said but wtf does he mean?

He means respect Pavlov and the Pavenis and read the goddamn thread before you post.

 

[Shatari]

Right i can read what he said but wtf does he mean?

If you don't know who Alexa is, then you didn't read the thread.
Also, what kind of name is "Alexa" for a guy? That's barely a step up from naming him Sue...