Hello and hell to ya. I'm Marnid. Perhaps you know me from Vanilla, and maw's murder mod, but I also get around in a great many mod's, too numerous to mention here.
As a very popular guy, I often get letters asking, "Marnid, how do you do it?" Well, ta be honest, slashing pirates, raiding Khergs, and taking down Dark Knights wasn't a talent I was born with. When I was a kid, I wanted ta be a fireman. Go figure. But in any case, running around helping you noob killer wannabees is my present profession, and I say, when killin's yer job, ya'd best do it right.
The short hairs of it is this: I'm borrowing maw's computer and login to answer some letter and emails I get about myself, my compatriots, and maw's mod (since this IS his thread). So whatever I can do for ya, you pass it on here.
To start it off, I got this letter last week, from an admirer and connoisseur:
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Dear CONSTABL,
Even a bloody prick tool of oppression such as yourself in a craphole like Zendar has got to learn to appreciate a few things. God, I hate whiners. Let's address your crybaby complaints according to their importance. Relative importance, I stress.
First, no one can EVER be like me. Don't even think about it. If you even try, I'll kill you, I swear...
Second, as far as staying comfortable or pursuing your dream of being a dancer, you have to understand that if you choose to follow your dream, anywhere you go in Calradia you'll be labelled a *****. Well, maybe not in any of the Swadian cities, since they're more'n likely to toss off their armor and join you in a full fledge musical, like Grease or Annie, but pretty much everyone else will ridicule you. Or kill you. Or ridicule you while killing you.
Wake up, snapperhead. Find another dream, one that involves a woman. And not one of those internet ones. I mean a real woman.
Last, its never wrong ta want more. I want it all the time, and I get it. Ya just gotta have the talent to take it, or, if you don't have any talent, step back and maybe take a smaller bite of life. As my pappy used to say, if you want ta step outside the gates, make sure you know how to swing hard. God, I hated that bastard. I was so glad when that aneurysm finished him off... But I digress.
Look, CONSTABL, snap out of it. Take the times and opportunities at hand. Don't over reach, plan your next move, and when you act, strike hard and fast - at whatever you do. If you do decide to ignore my advice, just be careful who you hook up with. Talentless hacks will get you killed without any thought, and simply skip on back to town and find a replacement. They don't realize that as time goes on, more people will shun them. After all, we all want to succeed, and no one wants to die on some godforsaken hillside, alone.
Finally, I'd say get a life, but it appears you have one already. Appreciate it.
Marnid
Marnid Rhies is a former merchant and full time mercenary, usually drinking in between jobs at the Tavern in Zendar. His newly syndicated column "Dear Marnid" appears throughout Calradia, where he offers succinct, real, and everyday advice to real and everday people. Advice requests can be submitted through maw on this thread, or mailed DEAR MARNID, c/o Happy Boar Tavern, Zendar, Calradia
As a very popular guy, I often get letters asking, "Marnid, how do you do it?" Well, ta be honest, slashing pirates, raiding Khergs, and taking down Dark Knights wasn't a talent I was born with. When I was a kid, I wanted ta be a fireman. Go figure. But in any case, running around helping you noob killer wannabees is my present profession, and I say, when killin's yer job, ya'd best do it right.
The short hairs of it is this: I'm borrowing maw's computer and login to answer some letter and emails I get about myself, my compatriots, and maw's mod (since this IS his thread). So whatever I can do for ya, you pass it on here.
To start it off, I got this letter last week, from an admirer and connoisseur:
Dear Marnid,
Having successfully reached the pinnacle of my profession, I've come to the conclusion I'm in a dead-end job. Throughout my life, I've been a doer, moving fast and hard to get where I am. However, in recent months I came to the conclusion that all I ever do is stand around, waiting for something, anything, to happen.
I never see or hear from my boss. I never seem to get any sleep. Passing out shields and paying off bounty hunters is about all I do. Not that its a bad job - pays good, theres security even if thers no upward mobility. But it nags at me every time some one comes to me: I know, in my heart, theres got to be something else. Something better.
So, Marnid, can you tell me: is it wrong to want more? Should I pursue my real dream of being a dancer, or stay where I'm comfortable? Should I take the greatest challenge, and be like you are, going out to where the steel meets the flesh, and death is but a bolt away?
Awaiting your reply,
Considering Other Not So Tame And Bloodless Lifestyle,
Zendar
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Dear CONSTABL,
Even a bloody prick tool of oppression such as yourself in a craphole like Zendar has got to learn to appreciate a few things. God, I hate whiners. Let's address your crybaby complaints according to their importance. Relative importance, I stress.
First, no one can EVER be like me. Don't even think about it. If you even try, I'll kill you, I swear...
Second, as far as staying comfortable or pursuing your dream of being a dancer, you have to understand that if you choose to follow your dream, anywhere you go in Calradia you'll be labelled a *****. Well, maybe not in any of the Swadian cities, since they're more'n likely to toss off their armor and join you in a full fledge musical, like Grease or Annie, but pretty much everyone else will ridicule you. Or kill you. Or ridicule you while killing you.
Wake up, snapperhead. Find another dream, one that involves a woman. And not one of those internet ones. I mean a real woman.
Last, its never wrong ta want more. I want it all the time, and I get it. Ya just gotta have the talent to take it, or, if you don't have any talent, step back and maybe take a smaller bite of life. As my pappy used to say, if you want ta step outside the gates, make sure you know how to swing hard. God, I hated that bastard. I was so glad when that aneurysm finished him off... But I digress.
Look, CONSTABL, snap out of it. Take the times and opportunities at hand. Don't over reach, plan your next move, and when you act, strike hard and fast - at whatever you do. If you do decide to ignore my advice, just be careful who you hook up with. Talentless hacks will get you killed without any thought, and simply skip on back to town and find a replacement. They don't realize that as time goes on, more people will shun them. After all, we all want to succeed, and no one wants to die on some godforsaken hillside, alone.
Finally, I'd say get a life, but it appears you have one already. Appreciate it.
Marnid
Marnid Rhies is a former merchant and full time mercenary, usually drinking in between jobs at the Tavern in Zendar. His newly syndicated column "Dear Marnid" appears throughout Calradia, where he offers succinct, real, and everyday advice to real and everday people. Advice requests can be submitted through maw on this thread, or mailed DEAR MARNID, c/o Happy Boar Tavern, Zendar, Calradia