Dead Baby Jokes (good, bad, meh)

[Hack McSlash]

Since this thread: http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,24076.0.html has brought up the topic of "Jokes that go too far", I thought it would be useful to see a consensus of the Taleworlds members opinions. Since there are few individual jokes that are guaranteed to offend, dead baby jokes have been declared the "most likely to offend anyone". So, keep in mind that dead baby jokes range from simple "gore" to "racist" to "disturbing sexual nature". Dead baby jokes likely cover any taboo you have, so answer accordingly.

Do you think dead baby jokes are a result from a twisted few and have no place in taleworlds? Do you think that they are disgusting and should be censored?

Do you think dead baby jokes are a result of the modern human's capacity to take tragedy and reconcile it to their own life with humor? Do you think they are a testament to the lengths that people will go to accept the cruelty of the world in a more socially acceptable manner?

So yeah. Vote your opinion. The admins won't change the rules, people won't lynch you for having an opinion...just try to keep it civil. Noone is to post more than one dead baby joke each. This way the thread stays fluid, has examples of the topic, but doesn't get bombarded with asshats copying and pasting the same damn jokes over and over.

 

[Yoshiboy]

dead babies rule!

 

[Sir. Velmu]

Noone is to post more than one dead baby joke each

Ohhh...

What's even funnier than ten babys nailed to a tree?
  -One baby nailed to ten trees

Thanks for that, Hack, it was great.

 

[Hack McSlash]

Thanks for that, Hack, it was great.

No dead baby topic can do without dead baby jokes.

What is stiff, 12 inches long, and will keep a woman screaming all night long?
Crib death.

They're funny, most of them. Especially at über Christian family parties. Or, they would be, if I had the balls to use them

Jehovahs witness/Mormans/any door-to-door religion peddlers are free game when it comes to disturbing jokes. If you come to my house, you come to my house on MY terms. 

 

[Tarrantmw]

They're funny, most of them. Especially at über Christian family parties. Or, they would be, if I had the balls to use them

I once told this joke to a group of three preachers:

"What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nuthin', you done told her twice!"


That didn't end well...

 

[Cirdan]

They're funny, most of them. Especially at über Christian family parties. Or, they would be, if I had the balls to use them

Jehovahs witness/Mormans/any door-to-door religion peddlers are free game when it comes to disturbing jokes. If you come to my house, you come to my house on MY terms. 

My family's pious in the most awkward terms. Cracking any jokes like your 12 inch one would make me writhe in pain

They torture their offspring still? My condolences.

How do you get a hundred babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With tortillas.


I think i've heard that one on these forums, actually.

 

[Guan_Chung]

dead babies rule!

Quoted for truth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** rocks.

 

[Balinux]

dead babies rule!

Quoted for truth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** rocks.

Yes you can!

 

[Voutare]

dead babies rule!

.

 

[mrcrotch]

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?

Ripping it off again

 

[Sir Prince]

Person 1 brings a picnic basket and sits down next to someone on a park bench and then opens up the basket and takes out a puppy.

Person 2 exlaims "Awww! What a cute puppy!"

P1 then huffs the puppy whole to the shock and horrow of P2.

P1 then takes out a baby and two pieces of bread, sticking the baby in between the peices of bread.

P1 offers baby to P2 "Baby? No? More for me!" and then swallows it whole.

 

[Shik]

Person 1 brings a picnic basket and sits down next to someone on a park bench and then opens up the basket and takes out a puppy.

Person 2 exlaims "Awww! What a cute puppy!"

P1 then huffs the puppy whole to the shock and horrow of P2.

P1 then takes out a baby and two pieces of bread, sticking the baby in between the peices of bread.

P1 offers baby to P2 "Baby? No? More for me!" and then swallows it whole.

I don't get it

 

[Ilex]

How many dead babies can one fit into the microwave?

Depends on the microwave. :--------DDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[N0ught]

Jokes in poor taste are jokes in poor taste. Nothing more, nothing less. Just ask your mom.

Nobody can offend you without your consent, especially with the written word. So **** off.

If you choose to dwell upon a subject you find to be morally bankrupt then you have become morbidly obsessed, and have fallen into the category of people who hate Jerry Springer and still watch it.

To summarize: Stop being intolerant. If you don't like it, don't read it, and don't listen to it because IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.

Thank you.

(I really wish I could write this in the sky. I might have to go buy a plane...)

 

[Kelpo]

Distasteful, but freedom of speech and all that jazz.

 

[Kelpo]

Yeah, I suppose there might be some if one was told by a priest at a baby's funeral. On the interwebs, not so much.

 

[Gculk]

We might be a minority, but all the other colors are busy killing eachother and themselves, or being Chinese, so we don't have that much to worry about

 

[An4Sh]

Aren't you busy developing weapons so that you can kill each other in a push of a button?

 

[Buxton]

How do you save a baby from the pain of being on fire?



Get a Scotsman to punch it to death.

 

[Guan_Chung]

Awesome