Dating Thread, v. II

[pentagathus]

I met a girl on Tinder I actually like. We stayed up chatting until 4am the night we matched which is rather unusual for me. Unprecedented in fact.
Haven't actually met her yet so we'll see how that goes. She's probably a 40year old man driving a van with blacked out windows

 

[Delora Filth]

Beggars can't be choosers.

That's a good way not to disappoint her.

Exactly.

 

[Seff]

I met a girl on Tinder I actually like. We stayed up chatting until 4am the night we matched which is rather unusual for me. Unprecedented in fact.
Haven't actually met her yet so we'll see how that goes. She's probably a 40year old man driving a van with blacked out windows

Her being a man is part of the fun of internet dating.

 

[Lord Brutus]

I met a girl on Tinder I actually like. We stayed up chatting until 4am the night we matched which is rather unusual for me. Unprecedented in fact.
Haven't actually met her yet so we'll see how that goes. She's probably a 40year old man driving a van with blacked out windows

Her being a man is part of the fun of internet dating.

And people criticized me for meeting actual women in grocery stores and laundromats. 

 

[Delora Filth]

I didn't. I just remarked that that kinda behaviour wouldn't fly up here.

 

[Seff]

A 22 year old is trying to get me to send nudes.

Haven't I gotten too old for this?

 

[Jock]

Funny. I'm just discovering the nudes world. Have a **** date planned all the way up in December when I get back home so that's something. Now to find someone(s) to keep me busy till then.

 

[Seff]

It's funny how that happens. I'm talking to a girl that's very careful and a slow advancer... but the first picture she sends me, is with an open kimono.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Don't worry.  The police will figure it out by checking your computer after they find your dead body.

 

[Delora Filth]

Are you people just allergic to being on your own?

 

[Seff]

I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrom from jerking off, so I thought I'd try some sexual intercourse instead.

 

[Lord Brutus]

If only that was her intention as well, if she is a "her."  But, what the Hell, no one ever tells lies on the internet.

 

[Jock]

I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrom from jerking off, so I thought I'd try some sexual intercourse instead.

I'm not sure if my situation where jerking off literally does nothing for my appetite anymore is worse or not. Being used to regular sex for the past years is definitely not doing me any favours right now.

 

[Feragorn]

try out the stranger

or buy a fleshlight, idk

 

[Arvenski]

I'm not sure if my situation where jerking off literally does nothing for my appetite anymore is worse or not.

Oof, that sounds pretty horrible.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'm so glad I love wanking. Makes me a sexual camel. Back when I was married I'd still sneak a wank almost daily.

 

[Seff]

Spanking the monkey also still works for me.

 

[ComingWinter]

Well, its nice to see somethings haven't changed. 

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Presumably, folks capable of change have long since ditched this place.

 

[Delora Filth]

Change is overrated.