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Yeah, fine, sure. You may have spotted a hint, but for some of us, that has to be 60 metres tall, "Start with 'England Expects...'", or the only thing keeping an unlubricated cattle prod out of our ass is blind luck.
And frankly, call me a prude, but I much prefer to keep those stoved until after the third date or so.
So sorry to see this thread degrading from a trove of genuinely good advice for the socially awkward brothers into a place for creepy geezers to brag about their past adulteries.
Is it true that the kids nowadays are increasingly not getting any?
Well, between the current site traffic and...weather, at the moment actual dating advice is a bit useless.
So it's funny anecdotes that would get Seff scalped if he mentioned them elsewhere, and Brutus is an old **** that will reminisce about folks that haven't been alive since the renaissance at any given opportunity.