Feragorn said:I aim to please, senor.
And then you miss and hit the wrong hole, and it goes downhill from there...
Feragorn said:I aim to please, senor.
Ati said:So this girl at work has gotten attached to me :\. She was pressing her boobs into my arm repeatedly when they were taking pictures at work. And then when we had a break, she was like "So where do we sit?" I was like "WTF" in my head, but I tried to hide it the best I could. She is a young mom with a kid, so that alone is too much for me. I don't want to start a family anytime soon, plus she seems a little weird. How do you let someone down at work easily? I'm not graceful when it comes to this. Sure I could lie and say I have a girlfriend, but that could bite me in the ass later, or someone else at work could blow my cover. What to do?
MadVader said:You say that as if it is a bad thing.
@JP
One-sided crushes are much like masturbation, but less useful. You obsess over an illusion and suffer. Get real with girls you can get, then move from there to girls you really want.
You and your organ can always revisit the ex-crushes in several years after you gain more experience and confidence, and get them out of your system. This happens a lot more than you'd expect.
Ati said:So this girl at work has gotten attached to me :\. She was pressing her boobs into my arm repeatedly when they were taking pictures at work. And then when we had a break, she was like "So where do we sit?" I was like "WTF" in my head, but I tried to hide it the best I could. She is a young mom with a kid, so that alone is too much for me. I don't want to start a family anytime soon, plus she seems a little weird. How do you let someone down at work easily? I'm not graceful when it comes to this. Sure I could lie and say I have a girlfriend, but that could bite me in the ass later, or someone else at work could blow my cover. What to do?
MadVader said:Listen to Merlkir, he knows his stuff. You may really up this by discussing radical day care ideas.
Still ended up married and enchilded.Merlkir said:Don't be a sexy bad boy jerk. Be just a jerk.
Teofish said:Still ended up married and enchilded.Merlkir said:Don't be a sexy bad boy jerk. Be just a jerk.
Nahkuri said:Ati said:So this girl at work has gotten attached to me :\. She was pressing her boobs into my arm repeatedly when they were taking pictures at work. And then when we had a break, she was like "So where do we sit?" I was like "WTF" in my head, but I tried to hide it the best I could. She is a young mom with a kid, so that alone is too much for me. I don't want to start a family anytime soon, plus she seems a little weird. How do you let someone down at work easily? I'm not graceful when it comes to this. Sure I could lie and say I have a girlfriend, but that could bite me in the ass later, or someone else at work could blow my cover. What to do?
She might just want to pork you. It's not like women don't know WILL YOU BE A NEW FATHER FOR MY CHILDREN isn't a very effective strategy. Would you like to pork her?