Agent Griff
Master Knight
This test basically tells you in what level of hell you would be tormented from eternity, based on Dante's Divine Comedy and what he sees as the nine levels of hell.
So, take the test, and tell us where you would burn.
Before I reveal where I (and where most of the members will burn, I think) will spend eternity in torment, I will add that you needn't take this test seriously. And try to answer honestly. If you'll be answering for the hell of it (well, one way or another you will be doing this anyway) at least try to make it funny.
Here's where I ranked:
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-levelled Malebolge, an amphitheatre-shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Now the Malebolge is basically the coolest place in hell. It's also the most hellish place to be, seeing as you will be spending your time in a big-ass amphitheatre of doom and torment, but nonetheless, only the cool people like pimps, seducers, magicians, thieves and fortune-tellers go here. There is only one place in hell that's lower down than the Malebolge and that is Cocytus, but that place is lame since you get frozen for being a traitor there. But you do get to hang with Lucifer so I guess it evens out.
Enjoy your stay!
EDIT: I forgot the actual link. Sorry.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
So, take the test, and tell us where you would burn.
Before I reveal where I (and where most of the members will burn, I think) will spend eternity in torment, I will add that you needn't take this test seriously. And try to answer honestly. If you'll be answering for the hell of it (well, one way or another you will be doing this anyway) at least try to make it funny.
Here's where I ranked:
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-levelled Malebolge, an amphitheatre-shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Now the Malebolge is basically the coolest place in hell. It's also the most hellish place to be, seeing as you will be spending your time in a big-ass amphitheatre of doom and torment, but nonetheless, only the cool people like pimps, seducers, magicians, thieves and fortune-tellers go here. There is only one place in hell that's lower down than the Malebolge and that is Cocytus, but that place is lame since you get frozen for being a traitor there. But you do get to hang with Lucifer so I guess it evens out.
Enjoy your stay!
EDIT: I forgot the actual link. Sorry.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv