You want to look cool? You want to do the right poses? Then forget about your old pose!
Try to start fresh by just simply standing up straight.
Then tilt the camera angle, make a "siliconeface" by pouting your lips, then take your hands up and put your middle finger, the one you use to flip someone off, over the ring finger where you are supposed to put some of your "bling", and voila, you manage to become a cool "chav", the step before being truly ghetto!
I gotta ghetto background too, altough the crib in da back ain' tha much ghetto. Jus' pimpin'.
Happy students from the pose-lesson:
"Before the lesson, I didn't really know how to be cool and all the boys at the gym were laughing at me. Now I get some 'spect from those *****es!", says Pav-Fresh, formerly known as Pavlov.
"I had always looked a bit like a hoe, but I thought it was time for me to be pimpin'! 'Spect to da lesson!", says XL Disa Sugah Gunshot a.k.a. Rappa Serene Bull, formerly known as Bulle.