"Da Hood" gangsta clan... YO! Yeah we changed our name, say sumin!

[Ruthven]

Bob wants in. 

 

[arbites_augmented]

 

[Pavlov]

The mutha fukin white boi is dis crew, nigga.

but sign dis pimp OG up

you got it nigga.

Bob wants in. 

You get the tranny ho rank.


and since you guys suck, imma start assigning you all gangsta rap names.

 

[Bulle]

XL Disa Sugah Gunshot a.k.a Rappa Serene Bull is in da house, yo'!

Oh, and that's Dee Jay Curves fo' you mistah.

 

[DSparil]

XL Disa Sugah Gunshot a.k.a Rappa Serene Bull is in da house, yo'!

Oh, and that's Dee Jay Curves fo' you mistah.

Wtf? you haven't even played Mount&Blade! 

 

[Hersen]

YO US GANGSTA TWATS AIN'T GONNA STAND FOR THIS **** IN OUR HOOD GET OUTTA OUR TURF OR WE'LL CAP YOUR DOODS.

K? WORD.

 

[Seff]

Heh, dis **** fo' real!

Fappinatin', spurglitatin' Seff'er reportin' in!

 

[Hersen]

Rockafella? What is this? A gangsta twist on the world of business?

 

[Bulle]

XL Disa Sugah Gunshot a.k.a Rappa Serene Bull is in da house, yo'!

Oh, and that's Dee Jay Curves fo' you mistah.

Wtf? you haven't even played Mount&Blade! 

Shut up niggah, please! Don' u be dissin' me, I'm a playah!

 

[Pavlov]

XL Disa Sugah Gunshot a.k.a Rappa Serene Bull is in da house, yo'!

Oh, and that's Dee Jay Curves fo' you mistah.

Heh, dis **** fo' real!

Fappinatin', spurglitatin' Seff'er reportin' in!

Yall niggas in, we ride togetha we die togetha. Dats word.

 

[Hersen]

The only thing you wankers will be riding are sybians, and the only dying done is metaphorical in clan poetic recitals.

 

[Captain Kris]

Doc C K keepin' it real niggas.

*****es got no time, to ****in' rhyme, cos they mine and this ****'s gonna get dirty in 2 thousan' 'n' 9!

 

[DSparil]

This clan is even worse than the IRC one. Not only haven't they played M&B for ages, but they even have members who never played M&B at all. All talk, no action.

 

[Pavlov]

Doc C K keepin' it real niggas.

*****es got no time, to ****in' rhyme, cos they mine and this ****'s gonna get dirty in 2 thousan' 'n' 9!

Now see that's what up, dats how a real gangsta rolls up.

 

[Hersen]

In his tricycle? And reading from a Bad Boys 2 script?

 

[Pavlov]

This clan is even worse than the IRC one. Not only haven't they played M&B for ages, but they even have members who never played M&B at all. All talk, no action.

You just trippin dawg. You kno ya boi got love for ya, you wanna ride with us nigga just straight come with it.

 

[Captain Kris]

Doc C K keepin' it real niggas.

*****es got no time, to ****in' rhyme, cos they mine and this ****'s gonna get dirty in 2 thousan' 'n' 9!

Now see that's what up, dats how a real gangsta rolls up.

This man has da **** down to an Ice T!

Fresh Meister's gon' pop an arrow head in yo vanilla face asses if ya don' roll like a straigh dup black sex god 'n' ****!

 

[Orj]

Isn't Off Topic supposed to be an English-language board?

 

[Pavlov]

Isn't Off Topic supposed to be an English-language board?

hmm, valid point. Maybe we can get our own "Hood speaking" sub forums 

 

[Hersen]

hahahaha tupac