Current Residents of your Computer Desk

[Reinhart]

Everyone has this impression that us people who use computers are messy or at the very least somewhat disorganized. I am no exception but there is a method to the madness is there not? So what covers the top of your computer desk? If possible, provide picture.

-Obviously computer paraphanillia.
-A hunting knife.
-A pipe and cherry tobacco.
-A mug from an old highschool in West Virginia
-Coupons from my place of employ.
-Rome: Total War CD's.
-Headphones
-My last check stub.
-My name badge from work.
-Several pewter figurines.
-Different types of firearm ammunition.
-A Firefly soundtrack CD and case.
-Movie ticket stubs taped to the overhang of my top display case.
-A picture of my girlfriend and I.
-A decorative knife with ivory handle and box.
-An unopened bottle of Guinness Draught, on display.

 

[Jerky]

A Computer (duh),
monitor,
two little voice box thingies,
few notebooks for random ideas,
a sketchbook for random drawing ideas,
A scanner/copy machine,
and a mug that I don't think could be removed without turpentine.


All the games and sort are on a little shelve(?) above my desk.

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

A screwdriver, some pliers, a rusty pipe, assorted bits of paper, some kitchen roll, assorted stationary, a wicker coaster, the charger for my DVD player, the key for the window, Age of Mythology, an empty mug, a lamp, speakers, a monitor and some loose change. And my flash drive. And my HL2 instruction manual. And my remote for the DVD player. And my keys. ooh and another screwdriver. And a die (As in the singular version of dice). Yep, I think that's it.

 

[Blasius]

Only the basics:

-Monitor
-Microfone
-2 Speakers
-Mouse
-Keyboard
-1 shet of paper (inmporatnt mail in german)
-Empty beer can (will be dicscated right after I get up...)
-A mug of beer...

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

I'm taking the mug downstaris now, so you can discount that from my list.

 

[ArabArcher35]

monitor
computer
chap-stick
empty perrier bottle
radio
assorted books
fake sideburns (stfu)
RTW disks
pencil-holder
schoolwork
many folders
headphones
moist towlettes (for my glasses)
A small alter for my offerings to Rodent Mephistopheles.

 

[Worbah]

Obvious computer things
A folding knife. Buck-knife, I believe is the term.
2 bottle openers.
Some Irish coins.
2 Multitools (a leatherman and some cheap piece of ****.)
A goblet that was last washed February 2005. In constant use.
A coffee mug.
CDs/DVDs
A ****ing huge mouse mat. An Allsop 40cm/60cm (the measures are approximate ones. Still, you could build a house from it)
Empty Karhu bottle.
Empty Velkopopovicky Dark can.
Odd plastic bits.

 

[calandale]

cool Reinhart  smokes pipe too.

2 lighters
Tai take out menu
a couple of receipts
2 used q-tips
stapler
pen
moving forms
napkin
mouse
computer
tea cup
pipe (needs filling)
to do list.
assorted spilled tobbacco

 

[Mayhem 6]

-An unopened bottle of Guinness Draught, on display.

Yeah, on display right behind "I LOVE YOU" on the picture.  I know what you really meant, but never tell your girlfriend...good cover story.  "No! I don't love my beer! Really honey, it refers to you"   

Solid antique oak desk from Deutchland -- no shelves so nothing above except on wall
framed Guidon from my unit in Iraq
Halberd from Germany
7 foot by 5 1/2 foot (200 cm by 135 cm) Flemish tapestry of the Quest for the Holy Grail
Various left-behinds from 2,8,11, 15 and 33 year old girls.
Empty beer bottle (not from the girls)

 

[calandale]

Various left-behinds from 2,8,11, 15 and 33 year old girls.

That's some serious (and long ranging) spawning you've done there sir

 

[Stonewall382]

Oh boy, let's see...

Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Mousepad
Speakers
Room fan for my graphics card
Gutted out computer tower
Cup
Plate I used for salad (I think)
Plate I'm using for salsa
Salsa
Stereo remote
Some graham crackers
Discarded milk cartons
Cell phone
Tissue box
TV remote
Carmex lip balm stuff
Mug from Lego thing in Orlando, FL
Soccer piggy-bank
Flashlight
Wires
Calculator
Clock
Timer
Picture of God (I'm not Christian though, damnit!)
Twisty-ties
A small fortune in change
Wrappers
Gum
Albuterhol inhaler for asthma
Papers
Gatorade bottle
Dayquill
Various plastic cutlery
I used to have schoolbooks, but...they had to go.

 

[Poil]

-2 computers (one case on the desk the other under)
-alarm clock (so I have to get out of bed to turn it off)
-24 hour timer
-2 large empty batteries
-12 sided dice
-a few cd cases for games
-empty glass
-empty tray
-a mat under the tray and glass
-unplugged lava lamp
-strangely bent paper clip
-2 notes

 

[Virsita]

Loads of crap is on my desk....

Lamp
Various ammounts of paper
2 clocks
Battlefield 1942 case
Electronic Thermometer
Vitamin C tablets
Glass
Speakers
Volume setter
Router
Cards
Pens
Aquarium with fishies
T.V
Trophie
Printer
Wallet
Batteries
Phone and charger
Fish food
Aquarium Decorations
Webcam
Numerous games
Microphone
ADSL modem
Tv remotes

Quite a bit huh?..

 

[Mayhem 6]

Various left-behinds from 2,8,11, 15 and 33 year old girls.

That's some serious (and long ranging) spawning you've done there sir

I quit drinking the water and everything, but it didn't work.  I'm an ANIMAL!  The 33 year old is my wife...

 

[Sir Saladin]

Hah, the 33 year old girl had me thinking that you were a hero of biblical proportions. But you are still impressive. Oh yeah, right now I have an ashtray, lighter, cigarettes and a glass of beer. I also have two manuals from games that I haven't played in a year, a pen and a notepad and a lot of dirt. Where is all this dust coming from?

 

[calandale]

Aha! the 33 year old is your wife. Now that makes more sense. I like, Saladin, figured that you were running up quite a long series.

 

[Reinhart]

Interesting ^_^

I think you can learn a lot about a person from the contents of their desk. Oh damn... my link broke. Thats what I get for linking from a low bandwidth server.

 

[Marsec]

computer (wow)
printer
clock
several pen & pencils (most of them are broken)
mug
several cigarettes
3 lighters (not working properly)
1 matchbox (empty)
spoon (there is a spoon -shoot me)
dish
empty bottle
ashtray
2 glasses
chocolate package
notebook
ethernet cable (currently not in use, folded)
keys
paper
a lot of cds/dvds
2 books
wallet
adsl modem
cell phone
gaming mag

You can see that I have a problem with cigarettes, while all the lighers are *****ing and the matchx box is empty 

 

[Jerky]

On my other desk I have:
Pens,
some space for doing homework,
the computer (it ha windows 95 and 24kb left, no games  )
Some paper,
Misc. stuff,
A model airplane, it fell from my roof two years ago,
more paper,
lots of old candywrappers and such, forgot to clean it (I found a raider bar  )
and School books,

Hehe, those Raiders have been called Twix for... 10 years now? maby I should start cleaning more often...

 

[Pavlov]

4 packs of Newports lights 100's (I try to keep healthy)
2 lighters
3 bottles of nasal spray
tons of CD's
1 cell phone
1 house phone
car keys
wallet
credit cards (yes out of the wallet)
lubricant (no not a joke)
a belt
weights
pens
.45
2 clips for 45
.38 special
about 2 dozen bullets for .38
a posted note from my fiancee that says "I love you"
deodorant
several other posted notes with assorted valuable information, such as numbers and names of people and locations of places
several bottles of beer
bottle of vodka (yay for stereotypes)
gum
semen tissues
wires
videos
condoms
camera
screws
wrench
bottle of doxepin
bottle of diazepam
several bottles of all sorts of different neuroleptics
and ofcourse lithium.


And that about sums it up, altho i'm filthy so there is probably more crap I didn't notice.