Creepy things to whisper in someone's ear when you're giving them a hug.

[Delora Filth]

I feel we need something lighthearted and completely bicker-free.

"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

"Daddy?"

 

[Evelyn]

"Wake up, you're in a coma"

 

[Swissky]

"Your earlobe tastes of raspberry"

 

[Anarion]

"You can come closer, I don't have an erection."

 

[Vieira151]

"Hi"

 

[Anarion]

"Frieeeeeeeends"

 

[Seff]

"Don't inhale."

 

[Delora Filth]

"Mother told me it would be like this"

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

"You smell like my sister" if the hugee is female. Or brother, if the hugee is male.

 

[Jace]

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

This, especially for post-coital snuggles.

 

[Delora Filth]

I think I've actually done that.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

"No, actually, I'm not that glad to see you. I'm just taking my venomous viper for a pocket-walk."

 

[Seff]

"Shh, it'll be over before you know it..."

"Just let it happen."

 

[Mage246]

"Nice bra". Works for both men and women.

 

[Delora Filth]

"I think of you when I poop"

 

[Arvenski]

I think I've actually done that.

No wonder you're getting a divorce.

 

[Delora Filth]

Low blow man.

 

[Arvenski]

 

[Mage246]

"Wanna ****?"