Crazy classmates

[edyzmedieval]

Do you have crazy classmates? And by crazy, check this out:

One colleague of mine, vanished after we finished school. Time passed,he still wasn't home. It was 10 p.m, not at home. 12 p.m., not at home.
Finally, we found him in our class, sleeping on the bench, the next day, at 7 a.m. We asked him: "What have you done? "
Well, he responded, I did this:

After I finished school, I didn't want to go home. So I took a stroll in the park, walked around the whole city, ate and drank something, did my homework, write poetry etc... Where? In the park. I also slept in the park till 4:30 a.m, when it got cold. So, I went to the school, but it was closed.I slept in the park near the school until 6 a.m., when I entered the school. Slept for another hour, till my classmates found me. This is my story.

We were in a bit of shock but anyhow, do you have guys like him?
Oh, got to go. Seems like it's an emergency with him again. 

 

[Mage246]

Sounds like he wants to be a hobo when he grows up.

 

[calandale]

An outstanding aspiration.

 

[Worbah]

An outstanding aspiration.

true.

but anyways, crazy classmates...

One of my friends yelled "Whore!" at an unsuspecting six year old girl. Does that count? We were leaving the caffeteria, and this little girl was in the way. Did he ask her to move? no, too many words. instead, he let out a sharp "Horo!" (well, ho' might be a more accurate translation). She did move though.

 

[Sir Prince]

A girl in my biology class writes upside down, and the girl next to her paper cut her tongue.

I'm not going to go into what's happened in acting, improv and musical theater classes.

 

[Pavlov]

I went to alternative school with this kid that pissed on a sleeping girl. It was very odd actually, even for me to witness. We were all making cells out of candy (alternative school people) and I was pretty drunk. So I kept complaining to the person sitting next to me about how badly I had to pee, but we couden't go to the bathroom unless we were escorted by security (to aviod fights, fires, and ****ing) So anyways he overheard me and also started *****ing about how he had to take a piss. The teacher refused to let either one of us go, and I was more or less fine with it but he got an attitude and started threatening to piss himself and yada yada yada, I'm sure you guys heard it all before. So naturally since our teachers were all like harcore criminals themselves (kindda had to be to deal with us) this particular one encoured the kid to piss himself, so he did one better. He got up, walked over to this fat chick Barbara who was sleeping at her desk, unzipped and drenched her in a massive golden shower.

Now in most schools this kind of behavior would be punished with expulsion or atleast a healthy suspension period, but not in this school. He spent the rest of the day in "In school suspension" and had to write an appology letter to the girl, which basically consisted of "I'm sorry for peeing on you"


There was another incident that I remember where I was also drunk and or stoned and arguing with a security guard outside of a woodshop classroom. There were two kids having an argument over something or rather, and it became really heated, so one of the students (the bigger one ) screamed something like "I'm going to **** you" to the other kid, so both me and the security guard turned around and saw the big kid grabbing some sort of wooden object (probably wood). So the woodshop teacher ran up to the kid to take the stick or whatever away only to get nailed in his face with it for the effort, the the big kid started wailing on the little kid with that same stick, he knocked him to the ground and continued wailing on him some more. At this point the security guard decided to get involved and started making a move for the class. Now all our classrooms were locked from the inside so the only way to get in was via keys, which he didn't happen to have on him at the time, so he ran to get them from his office while I calmly watched threw the window.

So basically after beating on the kid for a while the bigger kid undoes his belt, takes off his pants and boxers, takes the smaller kids face and starts pressing it all up in his genetals while telling him to.. well, you can image what he told him to do.

In anycase eventually security got the door unlocked and several police officers managed to wrestle the bigger kid down and handcuff him and ****. From that day on we always called the smaller kid "**** on face" or "Nuts on chin"

 

[calandale]

Gee, and I thought filling the science lab with foam was bad....

 

[Blasius]

Pavlov, I'm sorry to say this, but you sir are a retard for not helping that little kid, all of your schoolmates are if the did nothing while somebody got hit while on ground... A crime is possible only when the audiance does nothing to help...


Well, speaking about crazy, i am called a 'crazy man' or 'maniac' in my school... I mean, c'mon the only thing I did 'wrong' is to have an eyeball in a jar as a good luck charm on my desk, is that realy so bad?

P.S. Oh... and i did tear a heart with my hands apart in front of my biology teacher...

 

[edyzmedieval]

Pavlov, I'm sorry to say this, but you sir are a retard for not helping that little kid, all of your schoolmates are if the did nothing while somebody got hit while on ground... A crime is possible only when the audiance does nothing to help...

Idem. Pavlov you really were a stupid man that time. Urgh, disgusting anyhow....

As for my colleague, he didn't drown himself. He came safe and sound at school. We're expecting his next move.

 

[Worbah]

Wa-hey, it's the dumbass parade! Here comes a shocker: If he was outside the class there was little Pavlov could have done for him!

 

[Archonsod]

I though he had Eye lasers of killiness or something?

I once held someones head against the industrial sanding machine when I was at school. I also set fire to the science class, blew up the science class, melted the science teacher's desk. They banned me from practical science lessons eventually  . Mind you, I got excluded for freeing the dissection specimens too (frogs, or toads,can't remember), though everyone got the day of school anyway while pest control went in to round them up.

 

[HHUK]

I'm surprised nobody here runs down the corridors at school running into people while shouting...

"AHAR! Crouched lance damage on you!"


But one time in science class my friends dumped handfuls of chemicals into the guy sitting next to me's experiment, we were all told to write statements on what happened so we all wrote that the guy next to me did it himself. ^_^ oh... and the experiment had a bad reaction, started spurting out green smoke, smelled horrible, had to evacuate the room for the hour while the fan blew all the fumes out the window.

 

[Cymro]

I once held someones head against the industrial sanding machine when I was at school. I also set fire to the science class, blew up the science class, melted the science teacher's desk. They banned me from practical science lessons eventually  . Mind you, I got excluded for freeing the dissection specimens too (frogs, or toads,can't remember), though everyone got the day of school anyway while pest control went in to round them up.

What a model pupil

There was a boy in my class who used to occasionally shout "bloody noobs!" then smash the window with his chair and jump through it. He broke about 7 in the end, and it turned out he was clinically insane!

I'm surprised nobody here runs down the corridors at school running into people while shouting...

"AHAR! Crouched lance damage on you!"

Good idea, HHUK. Let's all do that next time we're in a public corrdor If you knock them out, shout "Delievered 500 damage! guy knocked unconcious by (me)!"

 

[Archonsod]

The guy was coming at me with a hammer at the time. I decided to demonstrate the benefits of modern industrialised equipment.

I still remember when they banned me from practical. They used to keep saying it was nice that I was so keen and interested in science, and I was one of the best pupils in the school, but could I please stop performing my own experiments and stick to the lesson at hand. I always thought my experiments in chemical combustion were far more interesting and useful 

 

[edyzmedieval]

I hope my classmate doesn't read this.   

 

[Reinhart]

Pavlov... you had a profoundly twisted childhood, didn't you?

Nothing like all the stuff in this thread ever happened to me at my schools... wow. Makes for an interesting read though.

 

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, I'm sorry to say this, but you sir are a retard for not helping that little kid, all of your schoolmates are if the did nothing while somebody got hit while on ground... A crime is possible only when the audiance does nothing to help...

Idem. Pavlov you really were a stupid man that time. Urgh, disgusting anyhow....

Aren't you guys the all noble knights in shining armour. There is something called minding your own buisness, and as far as I see there is nothing wrong when a kid gets his ass kicked for a reason. So no I'm not getting involved, his own fault, so he pays the consequences. However, since you feel the need to call me retarded let me point out that in fact NO, YOU SIRS ARE RETARDED, why?

Wa-hey, it's the dumbass parade! Here comes a shocker: If he was outside the class there was little Pavlov could have done for him!

Now you still probably don't get it because of your overly noble stick your nose in every one elses **** personas, so maybe this will help.

Now all our classrooms were locked from the inside so the only way to get in was via keys

Can ye noble gentelmen add 2 and 2?

 

[edyzmedieval]

Aren't you guys the all noble knights in shining armour. There is something called minding your own buisness, and as far as I see there is nothing wrong when a kid gets his ass kicked for a reason. So no I'm not getting involved, his own fault, so he pays the consequences. However, since you feel the need to call me retarded let me point out that in fact NO, YOU SIRS ARE RETARDED, why?

lol

 

[Pavlov]

Then you obviously have no room to discuss anyone elses conduct now do you? Or did you just want to dabble in this hypocrisy thing?

 

[Blasius]

Ok now calm down! Firsty I apologize, I misread your post, I mised that you were outside, and also, I ment that for those inside not to help him...

But I agree, if he deserved it that you should leave him get it, but you must admit that rubbing your **** on someones face is a idiotic...