Corrupt a wish

[Cutpurse3]

Granted, in your opinion, it sucks donkey ass and totally wasn't worth buying any of the ME games

I wish school ****ed off

 

[That_one_guy]

Granted, you are scared for life after seeing everyone (and I do mean everyone) at school have sex with each other all at once.

I wish typos ceased to exist.

 

[mfberg]

Granted, now everyone calls them little keyboard boo-boo's.

I wish I could buy a decent car that gets decent mileage for a decent price.

 

[Arrakhis]

Granted, it cost you to sex with a very horrific creature

I wish Romans never become Christian

 

[chargers1783]

Granted, Rome became Muslim and went on to kill every atheist

I wish people would shut up about what people believed in and kept their opinions to themselves

 

[nikosierra125]

Granted, people would go on about what they know and it would be an even bigger **** waving match



I wish Diablo III would hurry up!

 

[rebelknight]

Granted but it is now a crappy main-stream RPG beat em up.... Oh wait.


I wish that Russia will rise again.

 

[Krik]

Granted, they fall again.

I wish time would advance by 2 years.

 

[bonez899]

Granted, but you are still stuck at your current age and in your current position.

I wish that I could have that which I really want.

 

[Arrakhis]

granted, whatever it is its always corrupted

I wish Muslim never exist

 

[Krik]

Granted, Islam still exists.

I wish I had some pot-money.

 

[bonez899]

Granted, you have some money, in a pot.

I wish that I didn't need to go to school.

 

[Vieira151]

Granted, you are dumb as **** for the rest of yo' life.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Grimmend]

Granted, you are very active (for a sloth).

I wish I could use The Force.

 

[Arrakhis]

Granted, as soon you use it, you died 6 hours later because of order 66

I wish someone nuked the mekkah

 

[Moss]

I wish you'd shut up.

 

[Cristo99]

You didn't corrupt his wish, so you're gets automatically corrupted.

I wish i was good at making gameplay videos.

 

[tompaw0w]

You didn't corrupt his wish, so you're gets automatically corrupted.

I wish i was good at making gameplay videos.

Granted. Shame noone likes those 240p videos of yours, though.

I wish I had an awesome looking girlfriend and wouldn't be as foreveralone.jpg as I am now.

 

[Cutpurse3]

Granted, but inside your girlfriend is as hollow as a box.

Since we're on the topic of girlfriends, I wish I had the guts to talk to this girl I have a crush on.

 

[Lascivo]

Granted,you have too much guts and they pour out your mouth and get rejected.

I wish I had more bacon..mmm