Corrupt a wish

[Abraxium]

Granted, but you suffer from immense bullying based on your economic background, not to mention the life-threatening hazing that you have to go through.

I wish I was part of an F1 pit stop crew. (No lie, real childhood dream, break it pls)

 

[CryoNomad]

Granted, but you suffer from immense bullying based on your economic background, not to mention the life-threatening hazing that you have to go through.

I wish I was part of an F1 pit stop crew. (No lie, real childhood dream, break it pls)

Granted.

You sign with a team but don't have to report to work because nobody is racing during this pandemic. The shutdown continues and the gap between races finally beats the 1950 record of 266 days. Sponsors pull out. Fans seek entertainment elsewhere. F1 files bankruptcy. You are served an unemployment notice, but at least you have the contract saying you were part of a pit crew.



I wish anything I touched would revert back to it's peak conditions.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted. This thread is now dead again.

 

[CryoNomad]

Granted. This thread is now dead again.

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes after corrupting the wishes of others.

When Evelyn criticizes Evelyn.

I wish Bannerlord released and was worthy of game of the year.

 

[Evelyn]

I didn't forget.

 

[CryoNomad]

I wish Bannerlord released and was worthy of game of the year.

 

[Anarion]

Your wish is granted... but then your **** falls off.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

 

[Ikea Knight]

Granted. Turns out glass and paper packaging aren't that environment friendly either. Also softeners still can cause cancer.

I sometimes wish my girlfriend hadn't become vegetarian so cooking wouldn't be such a hassle.

 

[Kobrag]

Granted, she now only eats homemade blue cheese.

I wish I had a lifetime free subscription for premium brandies.

 

[RoboSenshi]

Granted.....
..............
What...?.....What?!
There's really no need to corrupt that wish. You're already an alcoholic. Time will do the rest!

I wish for a million wishes.