Corrupt a wish

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I wish my brain's RAM wasn't a sieve. 

 

[rebelknight]

Granted, it burn down during a power outage.

I wish Taleworlds off topic was a TV sitcom with British actors playing the regulars.

 

[General von Hiller]

granted, but the series get's shut down after one season due to unsufficient view numbers

 

[Evelyn]

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes after corrupting the wishes of others.

 

[General von Hiller]

granted, everyone made  wishes after corrupting other wishes and everyone lived hapilly after.
I wish that someone provocate the pope and we get to see the best and most crushing jab in the history of human existence.

 

[Swissky]

Granted, but the jab is from the aggrivator.

I wish that the Ukraine conflict could be solved today.

 

[SwadianJedi]

Granted, Ukraine is annexed by Russia and Putin spends 200 piety and 350 gold to create the title 'Empire of Russia'. Thus, the crisis is averted, and Gavelkind succession is ended.

I wish I was better at Chemistry.

 

[General von Hiller]

Granted, you eventually turn into a great Scientific and win the nobel prize and become a living legend.
I wish that chemistry is no school subject anymore.

 

[Evelyn]

Just wondering, do you actually understand the purpose of this thread?

NR: von Hiller

 

[General von Hiller]

yes. actually you are supposed to corrupt the dreams, but I'm in agood mood today so granted

nr: epic sweetheart rules

 

[rebelknight]

Granted.

Chemistry is replaced by a mandatory cultural awareness class where the teacher spank white kids while giving candy to minorities.

I wish Napoleon won the Napoleonic wars.

 

[Swissky]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

I wish that I had a crate of Tabasco sauce, assorted variations.

 

[rebelknight]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

You didn't corrupt my wish.
You just stated what really happened after the war. 

 

[General von Hiller]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

I wish that I had a crate of Tabasco sauce, assorted variations.

Granted, but you sleepwalk and accidentaly slurp all of the tabasco and have to be treated in hospital with an almost mortal dysentery.
I wish that in the future, dreams are displayed via a computer screen so you can see the dreams afterwards

 

[Swissky]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

You didn't corrupt my wish.
You just stated what really happened after the war. 

Napoleon conquering the world and everybody becoming SJW's.

NC : von Hiller

 

[Cutpurse3]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

I wish that I had a crate of Tabasco sauce, assorted variations.

Granted, but you sleepwalk and accidentaly slurp all of the tabasco and have to be treated in hospital with an almost mortal dysentery.
I wish that in the future, dreams are displayed via a computer screen so you can see the dreams afterwards

Granted, but the technology is so expensive, that you are never able to afford it.

I wish I could have enough money to buy Guild Wars 2

 

[Brodacious]

Granted, but the Liberal ideals of the French Revolution eventually turn into Neo-Liberalism and SJW-ism.

I wish that I had a crate of Tabasco sauce, assorted variations.

Granted, but you sleepwalk and accidentaly slurp all of the tabasco and have to be treated in hospital with an almost mortal dysentery.
I wish that in the future, dreams are displayed via a computer screen so you can see the dreams afterwards

Granted, but the technology is so expensive, that you are never able to afford it.

I wish I could have enough money to buy Guild Wars 2

You get the money to buy it but you have to give up electricity to save the money. So no PC or way to charge your laptop without being a power outlet hobo mooching off friends/family.
I wish the Emprah would come back to life and have a Scottish accent.

 

[CryoNomad]

Granted, but he speaks a Scottish accent by speaking only ancient Gaelic so nobody can interact with him.

I wish all the people in this thread were still active around here.

 

[Captured Joe]

Granted, but you get permabanned for grotesque necromancy before you can interact with them.

I wish the Kingdom of Yugoslavia still existed.

 

[Lord Tristan]

Granted, but it collapses horribly tomorrow.

I wish I had the money to go straight to Grad school instead of waiting a few years.

Also, holy **** that is some necromancy. I didn't wake up this morning expecting that email.