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[CoR] Corporation of Radicalization
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Awlpikes are awesome. :6
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Rasdor's suggestion: "Be silent when Kain is raging, unless you're Shemaforash."
Rasdor's suggestion: "Be silent when Kain is raging, unless you're Shemaforash."
Oh about the long one
Shemaforash 说:
Because this is about the Reveran Constitution. We shall have our rules written here too!
1.We have more rules than ZHG.
2.More rules equals cooler.
3.Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
4.Swadians are boring.
5.Melons is not allowed to leave the clan.
6.Only Hethwill and his appointed trustees may enter the royal stable.
7.Don't build your pyramids too high...
8....or they will implode and become flowers.
9.HOBOS may only speak when spoken to.
10.When speaking German, do it in the polite form.
11.If you carry a two-hander (including polearms uncompitable with shields), you may not carry a shield.
12.If you carry a bow or a crossbow, you may not carry a shield.
13.The water is made of lava. (That means you die a horrible death if you enter it)
14.Be kind to WEe.
15.One must rebel once a week.
16.FFS TERCERO !
17.Flat faces not allowed. M'hud is the exception.
18.Don't feed the frogs.
19.Angryfaces are not allowed either D:< it's solely for the King.
20.>: |
21.Don't accidentally anything. Always be sure.
22.In other words: Er du i tvil så er du ikke i tvil.
23.Don't anger the wizard.
24.Always carry a shield, and always hold it up. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
25.You must buy Shogun 2 when it is launched.
26.You must never vote Khergits off. Don't be a racist.
27.No racism.
28.The wizard knows all. No exception.
29.Be crative in annoying nicknames.
30.creative*
31.Lust is always right in his reasoning. Pat his shoulder and shake your head.
32.Hm, Gurn might disagree with that.
33.Overlord isn't a slowpoke. Feed him regularly.
34.Tans is.
35.Kaltak is your life insurance. Keep the Khan safe.
36.Polish shoes isn't a joke.
37.The North Pole is though!
38.The queen may do whatever she wants to, except breaking rule 128.
39.Force is equal to the change in momentum per change in time. For a constant mass, force equals mass times acceleration.
40.Keep the door closed, mongos.
41.Only one Joker allowed. That's Percy. So watch it !!!
42.No stepping on the lawn !!!!!!!!!
43.In other words: Ikke trå på kongens gress.
44.And Hethwill, that's a lot of exclamation marks.
45.You must re-read all the rules until this one, included.
46.Make sure you remember the last one well enough not to re-read them all.
47.Get a job !!!!
48.Never question inox' turth.
49.And especially not McBeverage's turth.
50.Blixn must do his homework.
51.Did 22nd just make a horse-drawn cannon? Neat.
52.That means Fredelios must have chariots in his mod.
53.When you see Vincenzo, beg for chariots.
54.David rules.
55.The proper channel to use is Court of Reveran. Not Music Corner.
56.But the Donation Hall is kinda cool too.
57.Mulek is sexy. Meow.
58.IS-2 is the greatest tank of WW2.
59.Trolololololololo
60.MaHuD probably knows already.
61.Spin to win.
62.If you play PWMod, you must shaft people with your long, hard shaft.
63.If you play cRPG, you are probably addicted D:
64.Potatoes are to be thrown, not eaten.
65.Potatoes are to be eaten once there's noone left to throw at.
66.Arch3r is the manifestation of Reveran.
67.Before going into battle pray to St. Ibby
68.Celebrate Christmas on the 24th. That includes opening presents.
69.Face your death with laughter.
70.For every action, there is an equal and opposite re-action.
71.Trust the Rapespear.
72.Shun the hammer.
73.Also, bastard swords are laem.
74.Klotzen, nicht Kleckern!
75.In other words: Ikke gjør ting halvveis.
76.Sleep is overpowered.
77.No lore, no fun.
78.Support the Khanate. Buy a t-shirt.
79.Stray horses may save your life. Don't kill them.
80.DONATE BUTTON ! USE IT !
81.Poland has no Holydays
82.Modus is Mr. Spock.
83.But he knows how to laugh.
84.Don't feed him senseless.
85.Polish logic is untouchable by Western people
86.**** salt.
87.Damn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.
88.Arch3r's Orders must be given 2 days before the match so David can Prepare and know where is his position.
89.Man schlägt jemanden mit der Faust und nicht mit gespreizten Fingern.
90.In other words: Man slår med knyttet neve, ikke med spredte fingre.
91.In matches CoR must play nekkid the first round for morale.
92.No match round is to be played without javelins.
93.Unless it's for the EU Campaign 1.
94.When in doubt, troll IG server.
95.Headshot Graven for 10 points.
96.A nub tag is issued for all that die by Graven in a 1v1 or by a headshot.
97.Beware the bots.
98.Beware the Khan D:
99.Beware the Donkey Arse :I
100.When facing a superior force, act as a nub.
101.Poll ban the commander when losing.
102.Don't Rage.
103.Hethwill gone mad.
104.Spamming Churchills can never go wrong.
105.Unless faced with the greatest tank of WW2.
106.Humans can't loose Tracks.
107.Even males have wet ammo racks in Tanks Division.
108.Mankind owes big time to mules.
109.Awlpikes look silly, don't use them.
110.Don't drink if you are not old enough.
111.Don't chase girls without the king's approval.
112.Arch3r has been in SZ twice.
113.Meppey probably has too.
114.Sumpter horses should be available in multiplayer.
115.Only the king and officers may talk in all-chat. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
116.Alaskan huskies are not recognized as a distinct breed, but you usually know when you have one (or two, maybe even more, I don't know).
117.Don't feed dogs chocolate, it's poisonous for them >: |
118.It's a crime to sweat in arctic conditions. Adjust your clothing to your level of activity.
119.Our potatoes will blot out the sun.
120.Then we shall rout in the shade.
121.You must know who is mean and horn-i-ooo.
122.Goldie is only to be muted/banned/kicked for a good reason or the lulz.
123.He-Man is epic.
124.Word on the street says Empire: TW sucked, but the Ottomans and some others were kinda cool.
125.Don't be a turtle. You may ignore this rule if you are a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
126.Battle servers are not duel servers.
127.Deathmatch servers are duel servers.
128.Please do Diogenes a favour and stand out of his sunlight.
129.Rule 128 also counts if you happen to be the greatest conqueror so far in history.
130.No buts.
131.When more than two, speak aloud.
132.In other words: Talk so everyone present can understand you.
133.To the roofroof.
134.Goldfingero may speak only when spoken to.
135.Rule 134 doesn't make Goldfingero a HOBO, we just like persecuting Unicornists.
136.Think; push; talk.
137.Everyone must have a favourite dinosaur. Random tests will be done to enforce this.
138.An, auf, hinter, in, neben, über, unter, vor, zwischen.
139.Simons are to be jumped on, on sight.
140.Unicorns are to be kickslashed, on sight.
141.Unicornists are to be lolhammered, on sight.
142.Don't add a space at the end of a paragraph, it's completely unnecessary.
143.Make love, not war.
144.Don't be a ****.
145.Overlord has been spotted playing Sims 3.
146.A disorderly mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house.
147.Kills from horseback don't count.
148.Remember to brush your teeth every day.
149.Dental floss should be used too.
150.You can't wear two faces at once, or you will get a bluescreen, unless you are a wizard.
151.Gurnisson must know the following six rules by heart at the end of January.
152.Never take or receive a weapon, your own or another's without immediately verifying wether it is loaded or not.
153.Never put down a loaded weapon.
154.Never point or aim at anyone, weapon loaded or not. The only exceptions to this is in combat, or on the instructor's order.
155.Never believe that a weapon with the safety on can be treated as if it was unloaded.
156.Remember that the projectile has high penetration force up to 3500-4000 metres, and may kill at this range.
157.Accidental shots are unnecessary. Show weapon culture!
158.Show queue culture too.
159.Captain Lust is ginger, remember this in case he dyes his hair.
160.David routs.
161.Never vote for Nord Town or Port Assault.
162.We refuse to be Swadians in the next campaign.
163.Mephisto talks too much.
164.If you eat snow, let it melt in your mouth before swallowing.
165.The road to Reveran is paved with vile intentions.
166.Silence is gold.
167.Don't let the HOBOKNIGHTS get ahead of us in page count again.
168.Flat topped helmet looks stupid, don't use it.
169.When using the padded cloth, use a kettle helmet with it if economy permits. Super stylish.
170.Behave >: |
171.But intelligent discussion is fine, one might even say it's encouraged.
172.Always gang up on people.
173.Rule 172 is critical if the last enemy standing is asking for a duel.
174.Don't be arrogant.
175.Don't drink and drive.
176.Listen to orders. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
177.Goats are pretty okay animals, sheep are not.
178.Always wear boots when playing on snowy maps. We don't want any frozen toes around here. The exception to this rule is Spartan Saturday.
179.Don't get a piercing or tattoo without the king's approval.
180.Inox and Gurnisson may not grow beards/mustaches without the king's approval.
181.Noone plays erepublik.
182.Listen up when WEe is talking.
183.Panda must always do a trololo randomly, while playing, out of nowhere, when you least expect it.
184.Leoven is a pretty good DJ, he has priority from now on. Mulek too, sometimes.
185.From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
186.No fingering.
187.No Spanish.
188.Don't shoot melons with airsoft miniguns.
189.We are not copycats.
190.Lust may not post links of a dubious nature.
191.People must be kickpolled to make room for Melons.
192.Fahrkarte bis zur Endstation.
193.In other words: Billett til endestasjonen.
194.Hold your tongue doesn't mean to actually hold your tongue.
195.When playing Sarranid, always wear the desert turban unless you are a horseman.
196.Men of Reveran, there is not much time for exhortation, but to the brave a few words are as good as many.
197.Blixn ye suxx more than a cow in heat.
198.Poems need rhyme and/or alliteration.
199.Overlord claims that his sister was playing Sims 3, not him.
200.Playing Sims doesn't mean that you would have sex when you are 8, just like watching Pokemon when you are 6 doesn't mean that you will jump out of window, Aamirus. That's another rule.
201. No Justin Bieber songs.
202. Goker may not play c-RPG.
2.More rules equals cooler.
3.Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed.
4.Swadians are boring.
5.Melons is not allowed to leave the clan.
6.Only Hethwill and his appointed trustees may enter the royal stable.
7.Don't build your pyramids too high...
8....or they will implode and become flowers.
9.HOBOS may only speak when spoken to.
10.When speaking German, do it in the polite form.
11.If you carry a two-hander (including polearms uncompitable with shields), you may not carry a shield.
12.If you carry a bow or a crossbow, you may not carry a shield.
13.The water is made of lava. (That means you die a horrible death if you enter it)
14.Be kind to WEe.
15.One must rebel once a week.
16.FFS TERCERO !
17.Flat faces not allowed. M'hud is the exception.
18.Don't feed the frogs.
19.Angryfaces are not allowed either D:< it's solely for the King.
20.>: |
21.Don't accidentally anything. Always be sure.
22.In other words: Er du i tvil så er du ikke i tvil.
23.Don't anger the wizard.
24.Always carry a shield, and always hold it up. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
25.You must buy Shogun 2 when it is launched.
26.You must never vote Khergits off. Don't be a racist.
27.No racism.
28.The wizard knows all. No exception.
29.Be crative in annoying nicknames.
30.creative*
31.Lust is always right in his reasoning. Pat his shoulder and shake your head.
32.Hm, Gurn might disagree with that.
33.Overlord isn't a slowpoke. Feed him regularly.
34.Tans is.
35.Kaltak is your life insurance. Keep the Khan safe.
36.Polish shoes isn't a joke.
37.The North Pole is though!
38.The queen may do whatever she wants to, except breaking rule 128.
39.Force is equal to the change in momentum per change in time. For a constant mass, force equals mass times acceleration.
40.Keep the door closed, mongos.
41.Only one Joker allowed. That's Percy. So watch it !!!
42.No stepping on the lawn !!!!!!!!!
43.In other words: Ikke trå på kongens gress.
44.And Hethwill, that's a lot of exclamation marks.
45.You must re-read all the rules until this one, included.
46.Make sure you remember the last one well enough not to re-read them all.
47.Get a job !!!!
48.Never question inox' turth.
49.And especially not McBeverage's turth.
50.Blixn must do his homework.
51.Did 22nd just make a horse-drawn cannon? Neat.
52.That means Fredelios must have chariots in his mod.
53.When you see Vincenzo, beg for chariots.
54.David rules.
55.The proper channel to use is Court of Reveran. Not Music Corner.
56.But the Donation Hall is kinda cool too.
57.Mulek is sexy. Meow.
58.IS-2 is the greatest tank of WW2.
59.Trolololololololo
60.MaHuD probably knows already.
61.Spin to win.
62.If you play PWMod, you must shaft people with your long, hard shaft.
63.If you play cRPG, you are probably addicted D:
64.Potatoes are to be thrown, not eaten.
65.Potatoes are to be eaten once there's noone left to throw at.
66.Arch3r is the manifestation of Reveran.
67.Before going into battle pray to St. Ibby
68.Celebrate Christmas on the 24th. That includes opening presents.
69.Face your death with laughter.
70.For every action, there is an equal and opposite re-action.
71.Trust the Rapespear.
72.Shun the hammer.
73.Also, bastard swords are laem.
74.Klotzen, nicht Kleckern!
75.In other words: Ikke gjør ting halvveis.
76.Sleep is overpowered.
77.No lore, no fun.
78.Support the Khanate. Buy a t-shirt.
79.Stray horses may save your life. Don't kill them.
80.DONATE BUTTON ! USE IT !
81.Poland has no Holydays
82.Modus is Mr. Spock.
83.But he knows how to laugh.
84.Don't feed him senseless.
85.Polish logic is untouchable by Western people
86.**** salt.
87.Damn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.
88.Arch3r's Orders must be given 2 days before the match so David can Prepare and know where is his position.
89.Man schlägt jemanden mit der Faust und nicht mit gespreizten Fingern.
90.In other words: Man slår med knyttet neve, ikke med spredte fingre.
91.In matches CoR must play nekkid the first round for morale.
92.No match round is to be played without javelins.
93.Unless it's for the EU Campaign 1.
94.When in doubt, troll IG server.
95.Headshot Graven for 10 points.
96.A nub tag is issued for all that die by Graven in a 1v1 or by a headshot.
97.Beware the bots.
98.Beware the Khan D:
99.Beware the Donkey Arse :I
100.When facing a superior force, act as a nub.
101.Poll ban the commander when losing.
102.Don't Rage.
103.Hethwill gone mad.
104.Spamming Churchills can never go wrong.
105.Unless faced with the greatest tank of WW2.
106.Humans can't loose Tracks.
107.Even males have wet ammo racks in Tanks Division.
108.Mankind owes big time to mules.
109.Awlpikes look silly, don't use them.
110.Don't drink if you are not old enough.
111.Don't chase girls without the king's approval.
112.Arch3r has been in SZ twice.
113.Meppey probably has too.
114.Sumpter horses should be available in multiplayer.
115.Only the king and officers may talk in all-chat. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
116.Alaskan huskies are not recognized as a distinct breed, but you usually know when you have one (or two, maybe even more, I don't know).
117.Don't feed dogs chocolate, it's poisonous for them >: |
118.It's a crime to sweat in arctic conditions. Adjust your clothing to your level of activity.
119.Our potatoes will blot out the sun.
120.Then we shall rout in the shade.
121.You must know who is mean and horn-i-ooo.
122.Goldie is only to be muted/banned/kicked for a good reason or the lulz.
123.He-Man is epic.
124.Word on the street says Empire: TW sucked, but the Ottomans and some others were kinda cool.
125.Don't be a turtle. You may ignore this rule if you are a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
126.Battle servers are not duel servers.
127.Deathmatch servers are duel servers.
128.Please do Diogenes a favour and stand out of his sunlight.
129.Rule 128 also counts if you happen to be the greatest conqueror so far in history.
130.No buts.
131.When more than two, speak aloud.
132.In other words: Talk so everyone present can understand you.
133.To the roofroof.
134.Goldfingero may speak only when spoken to.
135.Rule 134 doesn't make Goldfingero a HOBO, we just like persecuting Unicornists.
136.Think; push; talk.
137.Everyone must have a favourite dinosaur. Random tests will be done to enforce this.
138.An, auf, hinter, in, neben, über, unter, vor, zwischen.
139.Simons are to be jumped on, on sight.
140.Unicorns are to be kickslashed, on sight.
141.Unicornists are to be lolhammered, on sight.
142.Don't add a space at the end of a paragraph, it's completely unnecessary.
143.Make love, not war.
144.Don't be a ****.
145.Overlord has been spotted playing Sims 3.
146.A disorderly mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house.
147.Kills from horseback don't count.
148.Remember to brush your teeth every day.
149.Dental floss should be used too.
150.You can't wear two faces at once, or you will get a bluescreen, unless you are a wizard.
151.Gurnisson must know the following six rules by heart at the end of January.
152.Never take or receive a weapon, your own or another's without immediately verifying wether it is loaded or not.
153.Never put down a loaded weapon.
154.Never point or aim at anyone, weapon loaded or not. The only exceptions to this is in combat, or on the instructor's order.
155.Never believe that a weapon with the safety on can be treated as if it was unloaded.
156.Remember that the projectile has high penetration force up to 3500-4000 metres, and may kill at this range.
157.Accidental shots are unnecessary. Show weapon culture!
158.Show queue culture too.
159.Captain Lust is ginger, remember this in case he dyes his hair.
160.David routs.
161.Never vote for Nord Town or Port Assault.
162.We refuse to be Swadians in the next campaign.
163.Mephisto talks too much.
164.If you eat snow, let it melt in your mouth before swallowing.
165.The road to Reveran is paved with vile intentions.
166.Silence is gold.
167.Don't let the HOBOKNIGHTS get ahead of us in page count again.
168.Flat topped helmet looks stupid, don't use it.
169.When using the padded cloth, use a kettle helmet with it if economy permits. Super stylish.
170.Behave >: |
171.But intelligent discussion is fine, one might even say it's encouraged.
172.Always gang up on people.
173.Rule 172 is critical if the last enemy standing is asking for a duel.
174.Don't be arrogant.
175.Don't drink and drive.
176.Listen to orders. You may ignore this rule if you have two Alaskan huskies.
177.Goats are pretty okay animals, sheep are not.
178.Always wear boots when playing on snowy maps. We don't want any frozen toes around here. The exception to this rule is Spartan Saturday.
179.Don't get a piercing or tattoo without the king's approval.
180.Inox and Gurnisson may not grow beards/mustaches without the king's approval.
181.Noone plays erepublik.
182.Listen up when WEe is talking.
183.Panda must always do a trololo randomly, while playing, out of nowhere, when you least expect it.
184.Leoven is a pretty good DJ, he has priority from now on. Mulek too, sometimes.
185.From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
186.No fingering.
187.No Spanish.
188.Don't shoot melons with airsoft miniguns.
189.We are not copycats.
190.Lust may not post links of a dubious nature.
191.People must be kickpolled to make room for Melons.
192.Fahrkarte bis zur Endstation.
193.In other words: Billett til endestasjonen.
194.Hold your tongue doesn't mean to actually hold your tongue.
195.When playing Sarranid, always wear the desert turban unless you are a horseman.
196.Men of Reveran, there is not much time for exhortation, but to the brave a few words are as good as many.
197.Blixn ye suxx more than a cow in heat.
198.Poems need rhyme and/or alliteration.
199.Overlord claims that his sister was playing Sims 3, not him.
200.Playing Sims doesn't mean that you would have sex when you are 8, just like watching Pokemon when you are 6 doesn't mean that you will jump out of window, Aamirus. That's another rule.
201. No Justin Bieber songs.
202. Goker may not play c-RPG.
BoomstickS3000
Baron
I bet that rule had something to do with Goldfinger...
BoomstickS3000
Baron
Arch3r 说:
Thanks for pointing that out!
Yes, it is a good rule, but in one way a bad one.
