Commons words from Freelancers' teamspeak

[Shemaforash]

*Atilla taking 3-4 hits and then dieing*

Atilla: ONEHIT!!!!!1!!11!!!1 *sound of something in his room being thrown against the wall*

Atilla: ****ing AE_M HP Hax :^)

 

[Tardet]

*Atilla taking 3-4 hits and then dieing*

Atilla: ONEHIT!!!!!1!!11!!!1 *sound of something in his room being thrown against the wall*

Atilla: ******** AE_M HP Hax :^)

I think you can reasonably include instead of M name every single player who once played against him and eventually ended up killing him ^^

 

[Shemaforash]

ya i know it's just a good pun since he mentions AE a lot

 

[Surkan]

"****ing 1 hit"
- "but you were shot before"
"but not by him, so it doesn't count'
badtilla -.-

"HE ****ING SURVIVED A HEADSHOT."
*enemy has arrow in foot*

 

[부부를 넘어서 가자]

 

[Tallie]

Meldo: *comes on ts* Robin you're ****. *never says a word, leaves after match*

Robin: *WQ wins 15-1* I'm very disappointed, in all of you.. *leaves ts*

 

[Faebio]

Meldo: *comes on ts* Robin you're ****. *never says a word, leaves after match*

Robin: *WQ wins 15-1* I'm very disappointed, in all of you.. *leaves ts*

HAHAH sounds like a jolly time indeed 

 

[Inquisitive_Shingen]

I wish tirtil wud come back i miss his allah hu ackbar moments 

 

[SoE_Napoleon]

tirtil secret isis member

 

[LEGION_Sil]

Asgeir : If we don't ****ing restart&live I quit right now //mid game NC final
Duken: I drop you Italian sword
Peter: Just HOLD I come help u just HOLD *Sil s dead*
Paulo: I was topscore every maps
Nubijuki: YOU DIDNT SAY U WERE FIGTHING
Sil: carefull there is a xbow just behind this little wal... *headshot*
Tobi: xaxaxa Peter u lost to THIS GUY, u piece of ****
anyone during official game : god I respawn with no shield
Fab: God I respawned with no arrow.
Nubi: *after 10 seconds game start* Guys, we hold the position *Marcus couching lance at enemy spawn*
Nubi: *after 10 seconds game start* Guys, we hold the position *Marcus getting killed at enemy spawn*
and lots of others 

 

[Menethil]

Good memories my friend...

 

[Fietta]

Napoleon:-

Napoleon: Zero Input
Napoleon: How the **** can you die like that seriously tell me why
Napoleon: PUUUUSHHH GOGOGO
Napoleon: nice work retard
Napoleon: yeah good job -.-'
Napoleon: I got this. *dies*
Napoleon: Fietta I can beat you at any game... *loses at pong*
Napoleon: I love you Fietta

Menethil:-

Menethil: seriously guys it's not funny
Menethil: nice kick noob
Menethil: **** you b**** Fietta
Menethil: Fietta you can play archer
Menethil: yeah nice...

Shingen:-

Shingen: Brb getting a tea
Shingen: ******** lag
Shingen: how the ****...

Rempica:-

Rempica: It wasn't me
Rempica: *type Russian here* - *dies*
Rempica: Where was cav..
Rempica: no.. I got teamhit
Rempica: 2v2?
Rempica: no.. Shush is the best infantry.
Rempica: can we change server I got 2 extra ping

Zoyka:-

Zoyka: *insert tea meme here*
Zoyka: Fietta you teamhit me
Zoyka: I died by cav
Zoyka: you're bad

Bruce:-

Bruce: What the ****...
Bruce: ******** noobs
Bruce: so lucky..

Bauglir:-

Bauglir: *kicks Fietta off teamspeak*
Bauglir: *moves Fietta to a different team*
Bauglir: *moves Fietta to a different channel*
Bauglir: no one cares...

Good ol' Freelancers

 

[SoE_Napoleon]

i guess you wasted my one minute or even more fietta to make me read that bull**** doesnt include anything funny...

 

[PepperKP]

top keks

 

[Sbo_KilleR]

Germany NC:

Rene : play together
Scar: Bassstard
Avantro: is this an official? I can only stay for the first map
Fabio: what's the password?
KilleR: which Server?  For a moment I thought I was in Spain
Sphere: Liiiiliiiiiiii
Varsung: *gets dismounted almost every round* I lost my horse
Waringham: *dies to a head shot* ****ing hacker, jaaaaaa
Firunien: I am lost, I have no idea where I am, help :S
Hopkiin: *charges in and dies* (insert random insult here)
Sebe: neeejjjjj *dies*
Neathar: hold on I'm helping *teamkills* sorry, *sees another teammate in trouble* I'm coming just survive! *tks him aswell* Nvm
Anyone from the team:*cav kills an archer/yona* Cav beh....  Nvm!!


Evolution:

Attila: *getting hit three times* omg I died one hit!! Yep okay just tank three hits cuz this game is soo unbalanced. I got no shield! *hits someone's shield* wtf he survived headshot!!
Sphere: Liiiiiiliiiiii!!
Boris: KilleR take serious equipment! *KilleR gets a triple kill with 2h axe on horseback* okay I said nothing...
Toi: guys, need help I'm fighting two, pls help me, guys help *dies* nvm
Teroa: *joins TeamSpeak* hi *stays muted like forever*.*has to play cav* guys this is the first time in 5 years that I play cav

 

[Viktor]

I got some more killer:

EV

Boris: Ok guys lets focus
Hopkiin: Ja come on guys
*All the cav die*
Hopkiin: *REALLY LOUD GERMAN SWEARING and then you hear Hopkin leaving his chair*
Viktor: *Singing* Augustus Gloop....Augustus Gloop
Waringham: Guys wtf we're better then them
Augustus: ...
Sphere: Liiiilliiii
Toi: *Has played half of one round round* Guys anyone else want to play? I've played already
Sebe: *German*
Boris: *German reply*
Sebe: *Laughs*
Boris: *Laughs*
Waringham: *Dies* They're f****** hacking, Jesus Christ
Hopkiin: *To Ncro* N**** get in
Ncro: *Dies* Oh my Jesus f***** God
Attila: *Survives two head shots* Omfg this game I survived two head shots!!!
Killer: *Gets 4 kills*
Lilli: *Gets 4 kills*
Waringham: Nice guys we got this
Viktor: *Still Singing* Augustus Gloop....
Boris: *More German*
Sebe: *Another German reply*
Hopkin: *German aswell*
*Everyone except Viktor laughs*

UK

Azan: *Arrives 3 hours before the match with OGL to discuss battle plans*
Deacon: We're gonna absolutely rek these guys
Black tide: Fietta's s***
Cleric: These guys are f****** s***
M: Guys when are we startin
Deacon: Have you got those scented candles I was telling you about
Anthony: OGL go back to your Botthe mate
OGL: ...
Anthony: Yeah back to Botthe of discipline
Deacon: Mant get in *reffering to M and Anthony*
Hippo: Hello
Viktor: *Insert bad banter*
Anchor: What's the score
M: Guys are we startin or what I wanna get to my bath
Shingen: *Insert Watly joke*
OGL: Blacktide you're goin cav....Blacktide..
Blacktide: Yep yeah got it...*Goes inf*
Mitchell: *30 seconds before flag* Flag!
*One person dies*
Cleric: This is f****** pathetic how are -you- losing to these guys
Deacon: Well we just got shat on
Gibby: *Makes a kill*
All of teamspeak: You're a god
Anchor: *Makes 4 headshots*
Jarvis: *Makes 3 headshots*
Azan: Can our archers fire quicker next round
Blacktide: *Gets a crossbow kill as a cav* Guys did anyone see that...I'm so good
Viktor: *Insert bad banter*
Azan: Cav come in now
*Cav gets stopped by 7 bamboo spears and gets headshot*
OGL: *Upon reflection of the previous round* We really needed our cav
Cleric: Well see you next year boys
Azan: *Sigh*

 

[CIIGES of the low lands]

Some from the wookie crew

Gibby: * Dies to headshot in first 30 seconds of round* I AM THE MOST UNLUCKY PLAYER EVER

RD: *Kills 1 AE player* I am the best in thi game, they are all so ****.

Shema: Save me

Anchor: I could of had that

Zach: *High on weed* hehahahhehhaahh

Mata: ******** knoob

Ciiges: WHY NOBODY COMMING TO FLAG, I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND!!@@!

Gibby: * In middle of match at 22:00* I am going for my dinner.
Horace: Dude, dude..... dude, dude, dude......dude....

Magnus: *Gets a kill* YEEAHH!!!

Ciiges: *Kills russian* NAHUY PID*R C*KA BL*AT

Shema: Ciiges, do napoleon.
Horace: *Inhales extremely loud*
Ciiges: No
Horace: *Stops breathing for 10 secs*

Watly: Sorry!!!!!

RD: *Dies* Fokin hackers man, wallhackers.

All teamspeak: CAV COMMING TO MIDDLE NOW, WATCH OUT RD, NOW, NOW!!!!
RD: *Gets couched* OFCOURSE, WHY DID YOU NOT CALL THAT?`
RD: He wallhacked me straight trough the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

Horace and Ciiges: Nice shooting Mata, again topping RD on the scoreboard!!
RD: Alright, piss off, Mata is just Lucky. *cries*
Shema: * In response to RD crying * *starts making random pig noises*

RD: *Talking about AE players*
Horace: Watch out, shema has different color healthbar!
RD: ******** all AEs have hp hack, speed hack and autoblock *after hearing Shema has different color healthbar*

Whole ts: *talking about who made river village*
Ciiges: Legend Raggae
Shema: Well tell him to f*ck off

RD: Megamen is top 5 cav in game
Entire ts: *shouting at RD*

RD: I deleted my screenshot

Shema: *To zach* *in a training match* Would you be mad if I got stuck?
Zach: naah mate hehehe
Shema: I'm stuck

Shema: *to zach* Which team did we play yesterday?
Zach: I don't know mate

 

[Tardet]

Boris: *More German*
Sebe: *Another German reply*
Hopkin: *German aswell*
*Everyone except Viktor laughs*

I can rely to this so much.

 

[22nd_TK_Ceasar]

UK

Azan: *Arrives 3 hours before the match with OGL to discuss battle plans*
Deacon: We're gonna absolutely rek these guys
Black tide: Fietta's s***
Cleric: These guys are f****** s***
M: Guys when are we startin
Deacon: Have you got those scented candles I was telling you about
Anthony: OGL go back to your Botthe mate
OGL: ...
Anthony: Yeah back to Botthe of discipline
Viktor: *Insert bad banter*
M: Guys are we startin or what I wanna get to my bath
Shingen: *Insert Watly joke*
OGL: Blacktide you're goin cav....Blacktide..
Blacktide: Yep yeah got it...*Goes inf*
Mitchell: *30 seconds before flag* Flag!
*One person dies*
Cleric: This is f****** pathetic how are -you- losing to these guys
Deacon: Well we just got shat on
Gibby: *Makes a kill*
All of teamspeak: You're a god
Anchor: *Makes 4 headshots*
Jarvis: *Makes 3 headshots*
Azan: Can our archers fire quicker next round
Blacktide: *Gets a crossbow kill as a cav* Guys did anyone see that...I'm so good
Viktor: *Insert bad banter*
Azan: Cav come in now
*Cav gets stopped by 7 bamboo spears and gets headshot*
OGL: *Upon reflection of the previous round* We really needed our cav
Cleric: Well see you next year boys
Azan: *Sigh*

Considering the Watly joke, i think this is about BeNe. Aweful. I feel offended 

 

[Viktor]

No he would just make jokes about Watly all the time xD