Civilization: Rise of the Soapmen

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

OK, kind of based on the other Civilization threads, except there will be more freedom in this one.

We start in South West England, in Cornwall, in Rockhard. Our people are called the Soapmen.

Game Dictionary:
Weapons

Spoiler

Game Name - Real Life Name
    Piledriver - Club
    Circumsizer - Knife
    Skullcrusher - Axe
    Sodomizer - Spear
    Cumshot - Atl-atl
    *** - Dart

Cities

Spoiler

Game Name - Real Life Name
    Rockhard - Looe

 

[Evilknightz]

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

I love it when people just post a face with no explanation at all...

 

[Lord Burgess1]

I'd rather not.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

I knew you'd come in and say that Burgess.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

I speak teh truths for everyonez

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

Well anyways, Pangaea is winning.

 

[Evilknightz]

Locking the thread is winning


Where is the option for it?

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

You Taleworlders are really predictable.

Every new thread that pops up is wanted to be locked.

 

[Evilknightz]

Only when they are horribly retarded.

Hmm, seems to be like that most of the time, eh?

 

[Eino]

Well it all depends on taste really.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

You Taleworlders are really predictable.

Every new redundant thread that pops up is wanted to be locked.

That's just how predictable we are though.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

We make up for it with homosexuality and homosexuality.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

Everybody hated the rhyme with the comment above thread.

For no particular reason.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

If they hated it, what's that rhyming I see at page 5 then?

 

[Eino]

I liked it.


but then again i'm an idiot.

 

[Evilknightz]

Do you enjoy abuse IFW? You are sure in for a helping of it if you stay on this website and provoke trolling like this.

 

[Nodscouter]

AW man! I voted Egypt but then I saw South AMerica! Could you (mentally) change it?

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

AW man! I voted Egypt but then I saw South AMerica! Could you (mentally) change it?

Sure...

Pangaea's winning now though. If it doesn't become tied or Pangaea is beaten soon, we'll start on Pangaea.

 

[Jhnking]

Oh I know! The Penis Continent!

But seriously? Right after I start mine up again? You're a douche.