Chuck Norris facts

[Aflac]

Let it speak for itself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lgkTDOguOI&search=Chuck Norris Facts
Oh and heres this too.http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[powerg8]

Dude, that's so old


but for some reason i still find a few of them mildly amusing

 

[Aflac]

I know it's old. Still kinda funny though.

 

[Pavlov]

This whole Chuck Norris deal is become a bit odd, seriously worship Milla Jovovich, or atleast someone that dosen't look like a used car salesman.

 

[thesneakster]

Chuck..... Norris

 

[Sir Prince]

This whole Chuck Norris deal is become a bit odd, seriously worship Buju and Ujub.

That's better.

 

[McPa]

I thought about worshipping Milla Jovovich, but then I found out Chuck Norris had larger nipples, and that's actually true.

 

[Ilex]

Chuck..... Norris    

Seconded

 

[Archonsod]

Mister T would pity Norris anyday

 

[Poil]

It must feel pretty awesome to have a global internet fad dedicated to yourself. An exception is star wars kid.

 

[EndicarIus]

An exception? I think not, thousands of people donated, and he got a free iPod that he wanted from this website that took in the donations, among a bunch of other cool stuff.

He doesn't care if he's fat and uncoordinated, because he has free stuff!

 

[Lu Bu]

Star wars kid? Probably an interesting matter lol.

 

[Instag0]

Chuck Norris doesn't take it in the ass, the ass takes it in Chuck Norris.

Indeed Archonsod, I'd pick Mr. T over Chuck Norris any day.

 

[calandale]

I'm not really attracted to either.

 

[Uberfellow]

Chuck Norris isn't funny, in fact, he was never funny.

It makes me cry on the inside when I see flocks of children running down the street, giggling at their new trendy phrases.

 

[Sir Saladin]

Chuck sells that silly sliding  on your back exercise machine. If he had any integrity he would sell the Bowflex because the bowflex has a lot of places to hang coats and hats on and it even gives you a place to sit down and take your boots off. Much more practical.

 

[calandale]

I thought that this said "Chuck Norris Farts," which would probably be almost as interesting a topic.

 

[Lu Bu]

I dont even know why or when Chuck Norris became so famous... but he is the master of ripping hearts out of his enemies and to replenish his life by eating them!

 

[edzio]

Bruce Lee kicked Norris' ass in "The Way Of The Dragon". Big time.

 

[Dorian]

True.. Bruce Lee also taught some martial arts to Chuck Norris..
Bruce Lee rocks.. there should be some Bruce Lee facts, they would be much more realistic, like "Bruce Lee had to slow down during fight scenes, or he would show up blurred on film" and "Bruce Lee once hit Jackie Chan on the face with a nunchaku. That explains a lot..."