Christmas Eve

[mikkel the great]

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Dont like wine... How about some beer and mead?

 

[The Magnificent Bastard]

Don't like wine?!

I am getting increasingly convinced that these forums need a thorough civilising. Sigh, at least tell me you drink ale and not pilsner/lager.

 

[mikkel the great]

No pilsners... Not in mah taste.. Ale.. Fine, fine

 

[The Magnificent Bastard]

Well, at least you're not a complete barbarian then. I suppose that's the first step.

Now I'm going to need you to change into your finest shirt, your fluffiest trousers, wear your fluffiest hat and put in this:

Now stand up straight, chest out like a man, good sir! Stiff upper lip, very important! I don't want to see it so much as wobble! Now go stand like that in the street and practice ignoring the filthy commoners. When you've done that for a few hours, go over to your friends house and discuss the merits of various wines, historical figures or something else that's educated and interesting. Laugh at silly knob jokes for precisely 15 minutes, then switch over to labelling various words as either "woody" or "tinny" sounding words. Be sure not to let the caribou nibble at the croquet hoops, if it seems to be going for them, use the double barrel your manservant carries with him at all times. Now request an absurd cocktail and finish off by gently ordering Mr. Music to play.

That's lesson one.

 

[Temuzu]

Don't like wine?!

I am getting increasingly convinced that these forums need a thorough civilising. Sigh, at least tell me you drink ale and not pilsner/lager.

Join us at the off-topic. We have class, unlike these ruffians around here!

 

[Kator Viridian]

Don't like wine?!

I am getting increasingly convinced that these forums need a thorough civilising. Sigh, at least tell me you drink ale and not pilsner/lager.

Join us at the off-topic. We have class, unlike these ruffians around here!

隐藏

That my friend will put those hairs on your chest

 

[HGN Crusader]

Christmas Eve for me is working, up at 5:30am to be at work for 6:15am, then working till about 2pm, then a 3 hour car journey, to visit finally topped off with a large quantitiy of beer and cider

 

[mikkel the great]

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Well, at least you're not a complete barbarian then. I suppose that's the first step.

Now I'm going to need you to change into your finest shirt, your fluffiest trousers, wear your fluffiest hat and put in this:

Now stand up straight, chest out like a man, good sir! Stiff upper lip, very important! I don't want to see it so much as wobble! Now go stand like that in the street and practice ignoring the filthy commoners. When you've done that for a few hours, go over to your friends house and discuss the merits of various wines, historical figures or something else that's educated and interesting. Laugh at silly knob jokes for precisely 15 minutes, then switch over to labelling various words as either "woody" or "tinny" sounding words. Be sure not to let the caribou nibble at the croquet hoops, if it seems to be going for them, use the double barrel your manservant carries with him at all times. Now request an absurd cocktail and finish off by gently ordering Mr. Music to play.

That's lesson one.

You are ******** insane... And I like it!

Christmas Eve for me is working, up at 5:30am to be at work for 6:15am, then working till about 2pm, then a 3 hour car journey, to visit finally topped off with a large quantitiy of beer and cider

and that sounds a bit sad :/

 

[The Magnificent Bastard]

I aim for pleasurable insanity

 

[mikkel the great]

And pork roast skin.. Mmmhhhh....