Chinese are Turk claim

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Two year old observation states the Chinese are actually Turkic!

Which Turks? The Russian ones? The Anatolian ones? The Caucasian ones? The Chinese ones? The Indian ones? The Native American ones? The Egyptian ones?

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[cwr]

 

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Dude, these are breaking news! Previously it was believed that the Chinese and the Turks were unrelated. You have obviously not been to the Turkish part of the forums. I bet they'll be surprised and overjoyed.

 

[Ambalon]

Trevty is clearly too thick to understand simple, straight facts such as this. I don't believe this needs a thread mainly because there's nothing to argue about, it's pretty clear that it's true.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

I for one already knew of my Turkic origins, but my people are hiding from the Americans.

 

[Krik]

I'm not sans-ing.

 

[killer-blead]

Why wouldn't you? It's the ancient font of the very first Turks.

 

[Weaver]

Why do people think comic sans turns annoying spam into a funny and clever joke?

 

[Mage246]

Because it does.

 

[Weaver]

Walked right into that one, didn't I.

 

[cwr]

Yes, you did.

 

[Ambalon]

Why do people think comic sans turns annoying spam into a funny and clever joke?

I was under the impression that it was chosen as the sarcasm font or something.

 

[Vieira151]

Shut up Hamby, of course it isn't!

 

[Bluehawk]

I choose to read these posts without any sarcastic inflection, while still knowing they're not genuine. It's like telling a really great deadpan joke where none of the audience ruin it by being stupid as pig****.

 

[Mage246]

Until now.

 

[Mad Vader]

I know a great deadpan joke:
The Turks were a mediocre steppe tribe and the other tribes learned to walk and feint-spam on their own. HAHAHAHA. Sorry, too funny.

 

[PoisonCourtesan]

I Am tuRK i Am EuPhoric!1!

So proud of my turkish heritage.

 

[Captured Joe]

Türk?