Chewing

[DameGreyWulf]

Most typically my nose becomes dry enough to bleed, rather than run.

So you can have a topping of nose blood on your dinner. Om nom.

I don't dribble, though. It just encrusts and stuffs me up.

 

[Ethaninja]

I can't believe how gross this topic has become >.<

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I... what? Who are you? How old are you?

 

[Taimat396]

Dame, just shove cotton balls up your nose. Works well enough.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I'll keep that in mind when we have some.

 

[Elenmmare]

"Don't speak with your mouth full."
Words drummed into me as a child by my parents, both verbally and physically.

But, seriously, who chews? Wolf it down so you can get as much food into you as possible.
(You can tell I came from a family with a large amount of siblings.)

Good man, I echo you.


Also, to everyone in this thread, yarl a bunch of hypocrits! Filthy effeminate vine-humping Frenchmen is what. You preach of the glory of Norsemen and table etiquette at the same time!

 

[mdk31]

"Don't speak with your mouth full."
Words drummed into me as a child by my parents, both verbally and physically.

But, seriously, who chews? Wolf it down so you can get as much food into you as possible.
(You can tell I came from a family with a large amount of siblings.)

Good man, I echo you.


Also, to everyone in this thread, yarl a bunch of hypocrits! Filthy effeminate vine-humping Frenchmen is what. You preach of the glory of Norsemen and table etiquette at the same time!

Hey, even Norsemen have to take a break from their brusqueness; after all, they get plenty of opportunity to be rude and impolite while raping and pillaging coastal towns.

 

[Elenmmare]

Now Folthrick is going to link me to that infamous article on viking hygiene.

 

[Taimat396]

I'm picturing a viking with a monocle and a horned tophat. This may be the best bus ride ever, now.

 

[Seff]

Here ya go: http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/hairstyl.shtml

 

[Elenmmare]

Nawp, wasn't that.

 

[Nahkuri]

I tend to be driven completely nuts when I have to share the table with someone who chews with his mouth open. Though it's not as bad as this giant mountain of lard, who was in the same unit in ze army, who ate snot for dessert.

 

[AWdeV]

His own, I hope?

 

[Nahkuri]

As far as I can tell, yes.

 

[butscrew]

Was it this guy?

I know Nothing!