Chewing

[Rabid Potatoe]

Well, it is pretty ****ing disgusting.

 

[Selothi]

And ****ing un-needed !

 

[DameGreyWulf]

It's only disgusting because you're looking at it and thinking about it. You sure you guys aren't fetishists?

I don't see why chewing with your mouth open would be "un-needed." It's chewing...

Though speaking while eating is idiotic. Not only do people hardly understand you, you're spitting food everywhere.

 

[Weren]

Though speaking while eating is idiotic. Not only do people hardly understand you, you're spitting food everywhere.

Not if you speak while you chew, your mouth shut. 

 

[DameGreyWulf]

You can't speak if your mouth is shut.

 

[Foxtrot Juliett]

You can still fart, though.

 

[mdk31]

I chew with my mouth open. You have a problem with that?

Why, yes. Yes I do. Now that you bring it up, if we ever have the misfortune to meet and eat, I shall stick my sock in your gob.

 

[Weren]

And I shall fart for the sake of it.

 

[Ruthven]

I hate it when I have a stuffed and runny nose which forces my to open my mouth wider than is comfortable to eat my food. D:

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I tend not to eat with a runny nose for fear of an extra gravy I didn't plan on.

 

[Rize]

I adapt to these chewing situations. Alone or with civilized people I chew with my mouth closed. When I'm eating with people who chew with their mouth open, I start to also chew with my mouth open, making even louder noises. It usually makes them close their mouths. 

 

[Seff]

I tend not to eat with a runny nose for fear of an extra gravy I didn't plan on.

So what do you do, starve? No wonder you're underweight.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I don't have a runny nose all the time. >:I

 

[Regendur]

You must not have very many allergies.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

I don't have any, as far as I know.

 

[Seff]

I don't have a runny nose all the time. >:I

Pffffft, then it's not a proper cold, is it?

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Most typically my nose becomes dry enough to bleed, rather than run.

 

[Seff]

That's probably an advantage, all things considered.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Yeah, but sometimes it really, really ****ing burns.

 

[mdk31]

Most typically my nose becomes dry enough to bleed, rather than run.

So you can have a topping of nose blood on your dinner. Om nom.