Caught watching p0rn

[amondrubee]

So while I was watching my daily videos (Who doesn't?) my little sister decides to run into my room, without knocking my door. Unfortunately for me, I couldn't predict such an event from occuring as heh, what's the odds of someone barging into my room unannounced?!

To make things worst, she walks in with all her friends, each running in like a midget trying to bring down my bedroom by stomping loudly on it. Mind you I didn't bother counting how many little boys and girls there were. My instincts naturally jumped in and I tucked in my penis as soon as I realized someone is in my room. I doubt anyone saw anything... it took me less than 1 second or so to tuck it in.

Now for the bad part. I did manage to click on that X to close down firefox. Then it decides to show a box saying save and quit, or quit. GOD DAMMIT! JUST ****ING CLOSE DOWN THAT VIDEO!!!! So there I am, staring in horror as the little midgets gasp at what I'm watching... and listening.

I smashed my monitor and tore off my speakers' plugs quickly, without thinking (monitor $599, plugs $19.99). I rolled my eyeballs and camly walked out my bedroom as if nothing happened.

Hope they forget anything happened...

Wonder if they saw my ****...

 

[Austupaio]

Okay, whatever you say Mr. 3.4 inches.

Yeah, you heard right. 3.4.

 

[Simo]

Did he loose the 0.1 inches while pulling up the zipper? Ouch.. So how old were the midgets?

 

[arbites_augmented]

I don't believe it. You wouldn't smash a monitor. You would turn it off.

 

[Niv]

It's called control alt delete...

And who buys $20 speakers?

 

[Night Ninja]

If you really want attention that much, claim to have ****ed some kind of animal.

 

[amondrubee]

If you really want attention that much, claim to have ****ed some kind of animal.

Why would I lie? It's all true. Don't try to distort my reality with your insanity.

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

I remember being caught playing that minigame in GTA:SA 

 

[Simo]

Why would I lie?

Why wouldn't you.. You claimed that your other topic was a lie so I bet this one is too. Maybe there is a tiny truth here like there was earlier (the size of your ****).

 

[arbites_augmented]

We're all also forgetting that he can't post on a PC without a monitor.

 

[Highelfwarrior]

Is this some kind of bot posting joke threads or something?

 

[italiano]

I couldn't predict such an event from occuring as heh, what's the odds of someone barging into my room unannounced?!

It either makes you stupid, or hoping to be caught. Probably by your little sister or one of her little friends, you sick, physically disabled ****.

 

[amondrubee]

We're all also forgetting that he can't post on a PC without a monitor.

The monitor of my desktop computer broke. I'm using a laptop right now.

 

[Austupaio]

I call ****ing Shenanigans.

 

[butscrew]

I call ****ing Shenanigans.

Me too. String him up.

 

[FrisianDude]

1. You're bloody stupid.
2. No need to close firefox first, just shut down the monitor.
3. Liar.

 

[Kobrag]

If you want attention so badly, post pics of you anal raping your sister.

 

[Frost_Knight]

Ah, you guys never get old (the all mafia taleworlds comunity). You guys really have a charm in making someone who's reading laugh. The subject could be religion, war, sex, and even masturbation.

 

[butscrew]

Ah, you guys never get old (the all mafia taleworlds comunity). You guys really have a charm in making someone who's reading laugh. The subject could be religion, war, sex, and even masturbation.

It doesn't matter how the topic starts there is going to be religion, war, sex and even masturbation in it.

I could start a thread saying "Which do you like better kittens of puppies?"

Within no time, we have people saying kittens because they make good suicide bombers (Religious war). Or puppies because they screw (sex) anything and can even lick their own genitals (masturbation). Thats the way it is on this forum.

 

[Sparkyninja]