Can I come live with someone?

[Pavlov]

I am currently needing a better place of residence. At my current one I am expected to keep a job (which dosen't involve purchasing contraband for minors) I am also expected to do minimal cleaning and other forms of maintenece, which I... don't really want to do. Also, the amount of *****ing I get for sitting around with no pants on in front of the computer is becoming increasingly rampant. Example... I was sitting in front of the computer in my boxers listening to music, and got a cup chucked at me while being yelled upon to "go do something". I am way to sensitive to tolerate such abuse.

I need to live elsewhere, so I ask one of you... adopt me. I will need a ride to *whichever location you live at* as well as 3 meals a day, ample amount of 'do nothing time' a monkey, and a friend for that monkey.

So, if anyone is willing to adopt me as their personal pet mod, I would love you forever and ever and ever untill I forgot.

Thank you, that is all.

 

[Berny]

this post is going to get no replies

 

[Ilex]

It just did. . I was going to reply, but 3 meals A DAY was the killer.

 

[Pavlov]

I can work with 3 meals a week, if I just get 2 friends for the monkey.

 

[Berny]

well a monkey around the house 2 friends and a pavlov would make life interesting...

 

[Temujin]

I dunno, a pavlov in my house...

I wouldn't be able to sleep, in fear that suddenly I would open my eayes and suddenly see pavlov with a katana ready to strike

 

[Berny]

well if you ever had a snake infestation... i think he'd be happy to take care of it

 

[Temujin]

there's no snakes here

 

[Lost-Lamb]

there's no snakes here

You see? He's doing a fantastic job at keeping them away already

 

[Berny]

lmao

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Hmm... I'll make a counter offer,
1) You ride a bike to my place
2) You get 2.5 meals per day, 3 is simply too much
3) You get my baby brother as a monkey
4) One of my other brothers can be he's friend (theres 7 of us)
5) You convince my girlfriend, WITHOUT excessive use of nude/glittery/bloody/gimpy pics

 

[Pavlov]

1) You ride a bike to my place- Not going to happen, I suck at driving things with 4 wheels, imagine how I will do on something that has 2

2) You get 2.5 meals per day, 3 is simply too much- I can live with that

3) You get my baby brother as a monkey- Does he have a tail? no worries, if not i'll attach one.

4) One of my other brothers can be he's friend (theres 7 of us)- Even better


5) You convince my girlfriend, WITHOUT excessive use of nude/glittery/bloody/gimpy pics- What kind of... convincing am I going to be doing?

 

[Lhorkan]

Oooh, you can become my doormat!

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

You could come live in my shed and keep it free from spiders and mice!

 

[Pavlov]

Tempting Llandy, very tempting... but... do I get my monkey? now thats the question isen't it? I SAID ISEN'T IT??

 

[Lost-Lamb]

5) You convince my girlfriend, WITHOUT excessive use of nude/glittery/bloody/gimpy pics- What kind of... convincing am I going to be doing?

Especially not THAT kind of cinvincing, sorry

 

[Szabtom]

This topic is sick. pavlov must be REALLY sick. And anyone who lets him inside his house will pay very dearly...

Anyway, which continent/country would you prefer?

 

[Ilex]

Psst! Begone ye troll! I was just going to get a refill for my human flesh storage.

 

[Szabtom]

Psst! Begone ye troll! I was just going to get a refill for my human flesh storage.

Hah! pavlov's flesh wouldn't fit there anyway, since he is a monkey...

 

[ryujin]

i think pavlov cant live in my house. i eat 2 meals a day myself cause i'm too lazy to make my self a real meal, idont have a monkey but i do have 2 cats. 1 cat could be a monkey and the other his friend, and i live in a small place anyway and this place is packed. though it would be cool none the less to have a cool guy like pavlov in my home. but you will have plenty of nohing to do time since i'm very lazy and dont have a job.