dumblor
Sergeant
Every great game needs it's own never ending story. I searched for one in theese forums, and couldn't find it ;(. I decided to create one. So here it is :
The (not so) Official Mount&Blade Never Ending Story
Rules :
1. Each addition must contain 5 words. No more, no less!
2. Every addition must start with / and end with / (except for the initial post), so that they could be seperated, and bad additions could be erased or ignored.
3. Every bad addtion (that doesn't follow the rules) must be ignored ! Otherwise, the not ignorer will be ignored! Such a silly sentence.........
4. All additions must be together in one post (see below).
5. Example from Morrowind forums, the last post :
Skooma addicted Khajits Like to / spaz out on the Nerevarine / and scratch their heads with / fingers - sticky from dropped sweetrolls / that were under a bed /that was taken from a dunmer who/ had killed Jiub and the / very unlucky imperial outlander who / was a notorious thug running / the prostitution business in Suran / in order to promote gaur rights in / order to traffic their delicious / doughnuts made from daedric souls / for all of the dancing... / Vivecian sewer rats working for / Dagoth_Ur and the sixth house / who are ashamed of their / malnourished bellies due to the / lack of adequately evil harvests / that have been poor because / there isn't enough moon sugar / because nogi ate it all / while looking for ways to / solve the ordinador conspiracy that / gave red mountain serious gas / because red mountain is really / a giant methane factory for / prevention of the Ice Age / to stop drunken Thirsk Nords / in their plan to bring / toilet humour back in their / unhappy marriages forced on them / by strange, creepy child rapists / in the name of scrib / jerky international so that they / can make more innocent mudcrabs/to corner the market on/ the delicious scamp flavored smoothies / which polute tamriel and neighboring / planets with their delicious molestation/of curious crassius curios/ as well as other foods / containing traces of raw ebony / and a suspicious smelling lump / that secretes a purple paste / which gets used as a / part of an unending story / which makes you feel high/so high in fact that/ Skooma Addicted Khajits will invade/the convention of dunmer cosplayers/ Because they steal their skooma /with hands covered in ash/ and dreaming dreams ... of moon sugar / and take all their comics / to eat the colory parts /
Let us begin !
One beatiful night King Ragnar/
The (not so) Official Mount&Blade Never Ending Story
Rules :
1. Each addition must contain 5 words. No more, no less!
2. Every addition must start with / and end with / (except for the initial post), so that they could be seperated, and bad additions could be erased or ignored.
3. Every bad addtion (that doesn't follow the rules) must be ignored ! Otherwise, the not ignorer will be ignored! Such a silly sentence.........
4. All additions must be together in one post (see below).
5. Example from Morrowind forums, the last post :
Skooma addicted Khajits Like to / spaz out on the Nerevarine / and scratch their heads with / fingers - sticky from dropped sweetrolls / that were under a bed /that was taken from a dunmer who/ had killed Jiub and the / very unlucky imperial outlander who / was a notorious thug running / the prostitution business in Suran / in order to promote gaur rights in / order to traffic their delicious / doughnuts made from daedric souls / for all of the dancing... / Vivecian sewer rats working for / Dagoth_Ur and the sixth house / who are ashamed of their / malnourished bellies due to the / lack of adequately evil harvests / that have been poor because / there isn't enough moon sugar / because nogi ate it all / while looking for ways to / solve the ordinador conspiracy that / gave red mountain serious gas / because red mountain is really / a giant methane factory for / prevention of the Ice Age / to stop drunken Thirsk Nords / in their plan to bring / toilet humour back in their / unhappy marriages forced on them / by strange, creepy child rapists / in the name of scrib / jerky international so that they / can make more innocent mudcrabs/to corner the market on/ the delicious scamp flavored smoothies / which polute tamriel and neighboring / planets with their delicious molestation/of curious crassius curios/ as well as other foods / containing traces of raw ebony / and a suspicious smelling lump / that secretes a purple paste / which gets used as a / part of an unending story / which makes you feel high/so high in fact that/ Skooma Addicted Khajits will invade/the convention of dunmer cosplayers/ Because they steal their skooma /with hands covered in ash/ and dreaming dreams ... of moon sugar / and take all their comics / to eat the colory parts /
Let us begin !
One beatiful night King Ragnar/
. Mixed up words sorry. So lets get it started allready, I missed the times from Planetelderscrolls forums.
