Oyipggy
Master Knight
Gentlemen! It's spring. Spring gives us so many lovely things. For the poor folks not located in places like the good old American South, all of that snow is finally melting. The outdoors begin to exist again. Warmth exists. Girls in sun dresses exist. But let's stop kidding ourselves. None of that matters. What does?
MOTHER****ING SPORTS. For the queers among you, there's baseball. The rest of us can look forward to the NFL draft, the NBA, or the latter stages of the Europeanfootball soccer season. Maybe even a little Cricket World Cup, or rugby, for the more adventurous. Since it's March, only one thing really matters.
MOTHER****ING MARCH MADNESS. What is it? I'm glad you asked. It's a metric **** ton of college basketball.
MOTHER****ING COLLEGE SPORTS?! College sports? Really? Don't worry. This stuff is legit. Every year, I tell myself how much I hate basketball (I do hate it.), but every year, by the end of the tournament, I am really wrapped up in it. Look at it this way. Nothing else you have to do matters when there's basketball on all day. What's more important to you? Work, or sports? Menial tasks that can be done later, or giant man-testicles? I know which one Ilike have. How do you take part? I'm glad you asked. You fill out a bracket!
STEP ONE- Have you filled out a bracket?
You have? Congratulations! You haven't? Egad! It looks bad, but don't worry. We can still save your external genitalia.
STEP TWO- Do you actually give a flying ****?
You do? Good man! You don't? Bad man.
STEP THREE- Fill out a bracket!
This step is easy. Grab a beer. Grab some snacks. Get ready. There's a ****-ass ton of different places to do this. And seriously, it takes five minutes. ESPN has one, and Yahoo! Sports has one. These are the two sites where I have one, but I'm sure there are plenty of other ones you can go for. You will have to make an account on either ESPN or Yahoo! to save it. Of course, there's always the option of printing one out, either there, or somewhere else, and just filling in the teams yourself. Do keep in mind that games officially start on Thursday. Technically they already have, but it's just a bunch of playoffs for teams that are destined to lose in the first round anyways.
Which teams should you pick? That's up to you. You can get into stats, you can go on intuition, or you can just make up whatever the **** you want. Three years ago I made my favorite bracket, which featured only Catholic schools in the Final Four. Because Jesus.
STEP FOUR- That's it! Your genitalia are saved! Congratulations! Now you're a man.
MOTHER****ING SPORTS. For the queers among you, there's baseball. The rest of us can look forward to the NFL draft, the NBA, or the latter stages of the European
MOTHER****ING MARCH MADNESS. What is it? I'm glad you asked. It's a metric **** ton of college basketball.
MOTHER****ING COLLEGE SPORTS?! College sports? Really? Don't worry. This stuff is legit. Every year, I tell myself how much I hate basketball (I do hate it.), but every year, by the end of the tournament, I am really wrapped up in it. Look at it this way. Nothing else you have to do matters when there's basketball on all day. What's more important to you? Work, or sports? Menial tasks that can be done later, or giant man-testicles? I know which one I
STEP ONE- Have you filled out a bracket?
You have? Congratulations! You haven't? Egad! It looks bad, but don't worry. We can still save your external genitalia.
STEP TWO- Do you actually give a flying ****?
You do? Good man! You don't? Bad man.
STEP THREE- Fill out a bracket!
This step is easy. Grab a beer. Grab some snacks. Get ready. There's a ****-ass ton of different places to do this. And seriously, it takes five minutes. ESPN has one, and Yahoo! Sports has one. These are the two sites where I have one, but I'm sure there are plenty of other ones you can go for. You will have to make an account on either ESPN or Yahoo! to save it. Of course, there's always the option of printing one out, either there, or somewhere else, and just filling in the teams yourself. Do keep in mind that games officially start on Thursday. Technically they already have, but it's just a bunch of playoffs for teams that are destined to lose in the first round anyways.
Which teams should you pick? That's up to you. You can get into stats, you can go on intuition, or you can just make up whatever the **** you want. Three years ago I made my favorite bracket, which featured only Catholic schools in the Final Four. Because Jesus.
STEP FOUR- That's it! Your genitalia are saved! Congratulations! Now you're a man.
If enough of you are interested/have already done this, we can set up a group. Don't disappoint me Taleworlds. There must be some manly men out there. Now. Commence with your comments about "Sports are gay." "America? No thank you". Or, a more likely option, this thread sits untouched, because none of you have any idea what the **** I'm on about. Damn you nerds. 
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