Bodily health thread.

[Dtothe3]

He hasn't used lube is the problem. That's a friction burn right there boy. Guys can only do the bad deed at most around 8 times a day. I've concluded this after vigorous testing between the ages of 14 and 16. Even attempting to hit the upper bar is likely to result in friction burns, a funny smell and no girlfriend.

If you need confirmation of this, ask to your local religious official, he can guide you on the use of lube in the lords work.

 

[Togakure]

On a serious note, I find aloe vera gel (pure and clear, preferably right off the cactus) works wonders in speeding up the healing of any laceration, abrasion, nostril-rip, etc..  Keep the wound moist with it (and covered to keep it clean), while adjusting the diet as described, and you'd be amazed how you can speed up heal time.  I always keep some on hand.  Great for restoring dry skin too, though some find the tackiness of it unappealing (it's not slippery after it dries; a bit sticky until fully absorbed).

 

[Tibertus]

I bet the ladies will like that.

 

[Eino]

Iv'e grown some uncanny muscles because of work. Iv'e lost weight aswell, iv'e even started to pack less food.

 

[kiarj]

Well god ****ing damn it. At 16, I was doing 100 sit-ups morning, and another 75-100 before bed. Now? I can do at best about 50 a day.

I've got a long ****ing road ahead of me. Why the hell did I go and get lazy these last 2 years? God**** this sucks.

 

[Feragorn]

Well god ****ing damn it. At 16, I was doing 100 sit-ups morning, and another 75-100 before bed. Now? I can do at best about 50 a day.

I've got a long ****ing road ahead of me. Why the hell did I go and get lazy these last 2 years? God**** this sucks.

I do that....

 

[kiarj]

Do what?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Do what?

God-****ing, probably.

We all do it, when nobody's looking.

 

[kiarj]

Well, seeing as the dogma teaches us that God is everywhere, we god-****, god-crap, god-walk-all-over, god-chew and god-sit-on a lot, heh.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Well, seeing as the dogma teaches us that God is everywhere, we god-****, god-crap, god-walk-all-over, god-chew and god-sit-on a lot, heh.

Really? When I was a wee lass in school, I was taught that God is in heaven. It's Tao that's everywhere.

 

[McBeverage]

Really? When I was a wee lass in school, I was taught that God is in heaven. It's Tao that's everywhere.

I thought it was Eldar.
****ing Warp Spiders.

 

[kiarj]

I thought it was butter!

Wait, wait. Wrong gag, sorry.

Edit: Also, I've always been thaught that God's everywhere, myeah. Though I suppose they mean he's omnipresent in a very metaphorical way.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Really? When I was a wee lass in school, I was taught that God is in heaven. It's Tau that's everywhere.

I thought it was Eldar.
****ing Warp Spiders.

Now joke make sense.

 

[Feragorn]

Do what?

200 sit-ups a day.

 

[kiarj]

Yeah, I plan on going back there eventually too. Probably take a couple week.

 

[Feragorn]

Took me a good month to build up to it. I also have some 20 pound weights that I use, but mostly I go to the gym on Sundays, then do my little home-workout at night.

 

[BadabombadaBang]

Really? When I was a wee lass in school, I was taught that God is in heaven. It's Tau that's everywhere.

I thought it was Eldar.
****ing Warp Spiders.

Now joke make sense.

Haha is funny to me!

 

[CJ1145]

Really? When I was a wee lass in school, I was taught that God is in heaven. It's Tao that's everywhere.

I thought it was Eldar.
****ing Warp Spiders.

Warp Spiders--Oh ****! FOR THE EMPRAH [me=Pillock]fires into the air wildly with his laspistol[/me]

So, how much of a gut is considered "too much"?

 

[kiarj]

Now? I can do at best about 50 a day.

Yay, 60.

 

[Elenmmare]

This was well executed.