Bodily health thread.

[KoA John]

That would be a mega fail

No one can single-handedly topple a German dictatorship

Cept Kleid... 

 

[Evilknightz]

I have a penile laceration. I'm scared to go to my doctor. Should I just use a staple gun?

 

[Feragorn]

I love how people tell me to get penicillin for serious infections.

I have a penicillin allergy. Lucky for me, my immune system could probably topple a South American dictatorship.

What about a German one?

A combination of my immune system and penis should do the trick.

 

[McBeverage]

I have a penile laceration. I'm scared to go to my doctor.

The ****?

It appears that I have first degree burns on a certain body part.  **** **** **** ****.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

First-degree penile burns and penile lacerations! What next, penile sprains?

 

[Evilknightz]

Well, man, I was putting gauze on it to seal the wound and I tied it too tight. I have a penile fracture now.

 

[KoA John]

That must hurt...

 

[Evilknightz]

Just don't show me any porn and I'll be fine.

 

[Almalexia]

Well, man, I was putting gauze on it to seal the wound and I tied it too tight. I have a penile fracture now.

The only cure is auto-fellatio; it's the only way. I can only wish you good luck in this endeavor.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

Well, man, I was putting gauze on it to seal the wound and I tied it too tight. I have a penile fracture now.

First-degree burns, lacerations, and fractures, all to the penis. Ouch, hurts just thinking about it. Still waiting for that sprain though.

 

[Tibertus]

I have a penile fracture now.

Immobilize the fractured penis, by using stiff long objects on either side and tying it up. I suggest using erect penises.

 

[Finaz]

It's not even gay as long as the balls don't touch.

 

[Amroth]

I have a penile fracture now.

Immobilize the fractured penis, by using stiff long objects on either side and tying it up. I suggest using erect penises.

They'd have to be stimulated overtime to maintain shape.

 

[Tibertus]

You saying you wouldn't be stimulated with your **** tied to two other guys's dicks?

 

[Evilknightz]

He's a ginger, he has no ****.

 

[McBeverage]

****, now the skin on the head is peeling. 

 

[Feragorn]

How did you burn your ****?

Use lighter fluid for fap lube again?

 

[McBeverage]

That's the thing though, I really have no idea.  Went to a school about an hour away, pissed a couple times there just fine, came back, hey my ****'s peeling.

 

[BattleOfValmy]

That's the thing though, I really have no idea.  Went to a school about an hour away, pissed a couple times there just fine, came back, hey my ****'s peeling.

It's molting out of it's skin, to grow wings and fly away as a beautiful Penisfly.

 

[FrisianDude]