Bodily health thread.

[Tibertus]

So, I plucked a hair out of my nose and ended up ripped some skin out on accident. Anyways, I think it got infected, cause the next day my nostril slightly swollen and red now, and it hurts really bad inside my nostril. Either that or I got nose herpes. So I used hydrogen peroxide and I put ice on my nose to help with the redness, but I guess it'll take a while. Anyone got advice to speed up the healing process? I don't exactly want to go about sticking bacitracin up my nose.

Anyways, I guess this can be a thread about any number of health related questions.

 

[Sushiman70]

Penicillin.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Cauterise it.

I would also recommend against doing coke while recovering. Try to avoid other irritants such as cigarette smoke and strong deoderant/aftershave etc.

 

[Tibertus]

Cauterise it.

That seems like not a good idea. I thought you were supposed to let it heal naturally and allow any puss to come out.

 

[Finaz]

That sucks, i used to have nose inflammations as well. Once i took a big ass knife and cranked out the rotten **** from inside the tip of the nose. It heals quickly once you remove the stuff, i'd imagine it would be easier to do by sucking it out with an injection needle though.

 

[Vovolov]

Amputate it, the infection might spread to the rest of your face.

 

[rebelknight]

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

Soon enough, you will be able to knock people unconcious with a flick of your index finger.

 

[LastRoman]

Anyone got advice to speed up the healing process?

Stick your **** into it.

 

[Amroth]

These are quite possibly some of the most medically sound suggestions I have ever read.

 

[Untitled.]

I'm quite sure sperm would work as a substitute for Mr. Muscle in clearing up anything in your nostrils. Strong stuff, y'know.
Here in Finland they gave us one spoon of sperm each day instead of cod liver oil until we were old enough to provide it ourselves.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

here in the UK

The hell are you doing in my country?

 

[Tibertus]

I've been doing pullups on the corner of a landing in a stairwell (just imagine the 90o edge of a paint-smoothed concrete block) in my ****ty dorm here in the UK because there isn't a better place, and since I'm holding on with only my fingers it's really been tearing them up. In the beginning I could only do about two pullups because of the fingers, the pain, the sweat on the fingers, and the fact that I prefer - and therefore usually do - pullups with a supinated grip on an actual ****ing bar (or bar-like object) rather than the Gandalf-falling-into-the-pit-like-an-old-man grip I'm forced into here.

Now, however, not only are my fingers toughening, in strength and in the actual toughness of the skin (and blistering, which sucks), but I can now pull about six smooth pullups before my fingers or arms start to **** up.


This counts as body health because my fingers are a mess.

Use chalk. Seriously, you're having the same problem that I get when I try to rock climb without chalk. It'll improve the comfort of your fingers so much and may stop the blistering too.

 

[Seff]

Villy: Find comfort in the fact that you're doing them the hard way, seeing as you're using more shoulder/back and less bicep this way. I too was used to the other ones, but these are better for ya.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

The hell are you doing in my country?

Killing your dudes.

That sentence might work if I hadn't seen your pics.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Let it be known that I am unimpressed by your short and soft islanders and your terrible food.


The Indian food here is quite good, however! You should look into that.

Our Indian food mainly comes from Scotland.

 

[KoA John]

Lol @ comments

If you really want it to heal faster


Eat high amounts of vitamin C (oranges, lemons etc)

Eat high amounts of protein (meat, beans etc)

Drink lots of water (lakes, oceans, ponds etc  )

^ it will twice as fast if you do those things 

 

[CJ1145]

So, I plucked a hair out of my nose and ended up ripped some skin out on accident. Anyways, I think it got infected, cause the next day my nostril slightly swollen and red now, and it hurts really bad inside my nostril. Either that or I got nose herpes. So I used hydrogen peroxide and I put ice on my nose to help with the redness, but I guess it'll take a while. Anyone got advice to speed up the healing process? I don't exactly want to go about sticking bacitracin up my nose.

Anyways, I guess this can be a thread about any number of health related questions.

Tibertus, nose herpes is a very serious illness, don't even joke about it. We lost cousin Elmyra to nose herpes.

 

[Feragorn]

I love how people tell me to get penicillin for serious infections.

I have a penicillin allergy. Lucky for me, my immune system could probably topple a South American dictatorship.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

I love how people tell me to get penicillin for serious infections.

I have a penicillin allergy. Lucky for me, my immune system could probably topple a South American dictatorship.

What about a German one?