Billy Mays dies at 50.

[Istandor]

Thank ****. I was getting so sick of that guy yelling at me through the TV, he did one product after another and it seemed like he'd never quit.

Seriously, if I wanted to be yelled at like that, I'd (re)join the army.

Lol BUY THIS NOW NOW NOW NOW BUT WAIT THERES MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mirror]

 

[Gobblecoque]

I just saw a Billy Mays commercial when I woke up earlier. I can understand that companies want to get their money's worth, but still, damn.

 

[Warcat92]

What was it for, I know he just recently made some new commercials for the Zorbeez. I seriously doubt that he would want his commercials to end just because he's dead.

 

[An4Sh]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba, he could sell infants to China, he could sell wrinkle cream to Farrah Fawcett.

 

[Darkstar707]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba, he could sell infants to China, he could sell wrinkle cream to Farrah Fawcett.

He could also sell little boys to MJ...oh..wait...

 

[An4Sh]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba, he could sell infants to China, he could sell wrinkle cream to Farrah Fawcett.

He could also sell little boys to MJ...oh..wait...

He's so good he can sell Michael Jackson women of proper age.

 

[arbites_augmented]

I could see this taking over the 'Chuck Norris' craze.

 

[Darkstar707]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell medpacks to heal chucknorris roundhouse kicks.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Only Billy Mays can successfully sell and convince you to use dirty dish towels again after you bought from the Shamwow guy.

 

[Gobblecoque]

What was it for, I know he just recently made some new commercials for the Zorbeez. I seriously doubt that he would want his commercials to end just because he's dead.

It was for some car-dent removal bull****, didn't catch the name of it.

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

What was it for, I know he just recently made some new commercials for the Zorbeez. I seriously doubt that he would want his commercials to end just because he's dead.

It was for some car-dent removal bull****, didn't catch the name of it.

Pops a dent?

 

[pentagathus]

As long as Barry Scots still alive it's all good.

 

[leprechaun]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba

 

[janlulhannes]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba

Like that's so hard 

 

[Sir Saladin]

I really liked the look of that cheap looking cordless drill that would somehow magically work as a rototiller once you attached the handy four foot long tin auger to it, all of this was a seven hundred dollar value that he was selling for only $19.999 and then he threw in a free pair of useless junk things. I thought he was more amusing then irritating, at least he wasn't selling snake oil medicine or other quackery to poor desperate sick people so he must have had some sort of conscience. I see nothing wrong or disrespectful with them running his ads for awhile as long as his widow isn't upset by it.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Billy Mays could sell Sarah Palin to an educated public.

 

[An4Sh]

Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell communism to Cuba

FFFFUUUUUUUUUU


Billy Mays is so amazing he could sell capitalism to Cuba.

 

[leprechaun]

Waheyyyy!!! 

 

[hayabusa12]

Billy Mays. We'll miss his voice, we'll miss his style.