Biggest fail of your life?

[TheInvincibleMan]

You would absolutely never want anyone to do that to you, so don't do it to someone else, you ****!

Yeah...I know. 

 

[Danath]

Ran and crashed against a crystal door I didn't see. Hitting point, my forehead. Lost consciousness for 5 seconds or so  Wait, I think I've written that 3 times in the forum already

As an adult, not seeing the opportunity to easily get a job as government employee (job for life if you want to stay) :/

 

[Dalkar]

When I was about 9 I slipped and cut my head open on a triangular table leg.

 

[Vieira151]

I broke my shoulder by falling on grass while walking.

Mine was probably similar. Broke my collar bone while playing tig(tag, it whatever) when I was little with my cousins on grass. 

I'm trying to think through all the other fails in my life. Hmmm.

 

[Apocalypse922]

The time me and my stepbrother decided that cutting the bread from two sides, with a sharp knife. We fell out of sync, and well, i have a scar on my entire thumb. And i could see my bone...

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Idiot.

 

[Apocalypse922]

Idiot.

7 years old. I thought it was a good idea 9 years ago..

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Idiot.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Said the minesweeper.

 

[Apocalypse922]

Idiot.

Bah.

 

[Almalexia]

You would absolutely never want anyone to do that to you, so don't do it to someone else, you ****!

Yeah...I know. 

Then cut the **** and stop doing it then.

 

[Llew2]

I fell out of a tree and fractured two bones in my foot.  Then, just a few months after I got the cast off my foot, I fractured my wrist by falling from a basketball hoop.

Pardon the question, but what the hell where you doing on a basketball hoop? 

 

[Almalexia]

He's got mad hops, bro.

 

[King Ragnarok]

I have had embarrasing moments, but i'll tell you about a thing that happened to a friend when he was 6 or 7, its better than mine.

He was in at a market, and he lost his grandad who was looking after him, so he looked around everywhere, and finally saw a old guy that looked like him, he ran up and hugged him, only to find out it was a odd looking bald guy.

 

[TheInvincibleMan]

I also punched a wooden wall, it didnt hurt, so I moved down two or 3 steps and punched it again, apparently someone had cemented the wall behind the wood, and I now can no longer see my right pinky finger's knuckle

 

[Eino]

Uuuugh.



Punched my dad in a fit of rage, he ended up with a black eye.

 

[Deserath]

Got Drunk on TS with internet friends, Somehow ended up Naked shouting at my Dad to put some clothes on. I hit him to the ground and ran off in the Snow Drunk and in shorts at that point.

 

[Seltus]

Can we add moderate fails to spice things up a bit?

When I was young, I couldn't use the bathroom, so I went outside in the dark to piss, but forgot to hold up my shirt. I pissed all over it, and walked back in with a huge wet spot on my shirt.

I was once talking to some girl at a party, when she suddenly threw up on me. Had to party shirtless.

The biggest fail is probably the fact that I've been circumcised three times. Or, well, had my **** cut in with medical tools three times, all in relation to said circumcision. The other sounds more impressive somehow.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Only one of those is actually yours, though.

 

[Sir Timothi]

It's D-cup related, and I'm too ashamed to provide any further explanation.

Come on, bro. You can't say that and leave us hanging.