Biggest fail of your life?

[TheInvincibleMan]

I asked a girl out at the exact same time she asked me out, and we never ended up going out due to the distance. 

 

[Temuzu]

Too many to pick one.

 

[Almalexia]

Haha, tie up between slapping the girl I liked after she slapped me for some joke, and having a conversation with another girl about our relationship, which through some magic of miscommunication left both of us thinking we friendzoned each other.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Crawling out the ****ing womb 18 days early count?

 

[Dryvus]

It's D-cup related, and I'm too ashamed to provide any further explanation.

 

[Temuzu]

Crawling out the ****ing womb 18 days early count?

I almost strangled myself while in the womb. They had to cut my mom open to save me.

Failing since day 1.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Day 0, more like.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

When I put my penis in a... err never mind.

 

[b00227783]

Hmm, like everyone else, a girl related fail.

Asking out a girl who happened to be a complete, how do I put it... slut? Well, attention whore more like, the kind of girl who just wanted all the fellas looking at her but never actually DID anything with them. So when I asked her out she was just like "OH NO I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS"



I also tied both my dogs together and took them for a walk. I lost them, but found them later tied together round a tree

 

[TheInvincibleMan]

Wait messed up mine, lolz, When I tried to rub this girl who sits next to me on the bus ass but the leather we were sitting on wouldn't let me get any further down than halfway

My current picture is of her

 

[Frosty]

When I tried to rub this girl who sits next to me on the bus ass but the leather we were sitting on wouldn't let me get any further down than halfway

lol

 

[TheInvincibleMan]

I never gave up, that girl is sweetheart. And she is dating someone else 

 

[Almalexia]

I never gave up, that girl is sweetheart. And she is dating someone else 

 

[Oyipggy]

You would absolutely never want anyone to do that to you, so don't do it to someone else, you ****!

 

[Jock]

I broke my shoulder by falling on grass while walking.

 

[Radalan]

Having to go through artillery training instead of scouts in the army because I wrote "kaitr" instead of "kaitedk" in to the "Where do you want to be assigned?" papers during recruitment.

 

[Schemer]

I was a little kid at the time, maybe 8 or something. My family cat was outside late at night, which was not at all unusual. She was an outdoor cat and frequently would stay out for long periods of time, but she always came back. I was sleeping and woke up at around 2 or 3 AM, since I heard a cat growling outside on the front lawn, which was outside my window but too high up for me to look out and see. I figured she just got into a fight with the neighbour's cat or something, nothing serious. Just some hissing and then she'd run to our backyard, I thought. I fell back asleep and never saw her again.

 

[AWdeV]

Probably when I was a wee bairn and I climbed out of my crib/cot. It waspretty high up and I landed face-first. Presumably that's how I broke my lower jaw.

 

[killer-blead]

I think that would be the first time that I learned to iceskate. I stepped on the ice with my iceskates, fell over a little twig and bashed my chin on the ice. There was a hole in it where my finger could fit in.

 

[b00227783]

Oh AWdev reminds me of the numerous fails I had as a kid. Once I slept behind the door, and my mom and dad could not get in the room Then another time, I slept under the bed, and they couldn't find me